I'm a fangirl; I don't do "calm"

Sonali // she/they * If you plan to slide into my DMs, you owe me $10: ko-fi.com/asmolbirb * "Hey Sonali why the hell did you follow me?" * Previously carryonmypaintedwhore, nekomimi98, real-life-is-a-fucking-vantasy, santa-claus-is-a-fucking-vantasy.

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[recurring-polynya]

I think one of Kubo's truly underrated design decisions is when he decided that the captain's haori came in SLEEVES or NO SLEEVES options, and that each captain just gets to pick. Like, you can just mentally run through the captains and their choices are all very obvious and correct. There's no easy axis to explain this one, aside from "would like sleeves yes/no?" and it's such a delightfully subtle bit of character-building. This is to say nothing of the fact that Zaraki chose sleeves and then ripped them off.

[sinningfemme]

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

[lamignonette]

[c-leadraw]

The Bedlam Stacks by Natascha Pulley

[miloomba]

spirallll yuhh

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[chick-it-out]

will be ok 🔅 🐦

[asmolbirb]

can time hurry up and heal all wounds or whatever ? im tireddddd

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Yeahh put his ass in a time loop and teach him a lesson 😈 (He keeps choosing to prolong the time loop out of some sort of perverse sentimentality) Oh

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

[asmolbirb]

Arrietty dry run

[transcyberism]

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

[transcyberism]

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

[mai-col]

More JSAMN nonsense.

[godwhyaretherenoblognames]

When will my husband (Mr. Jonathan Strange) return from the War (The Napoleonic ones to be exact) (he’s a magician) (he was drafted by the government) (please I’m being stalked by The Gentleman with the Thistledown Hair)

[ghastlymatchmaker]