Apr 23
I'm officially changing my opinion on HJ and LaVonte's relationship from "they're in a friends-with-benefits situationship except one or both of them have caught feelings and they don't know what to do with it" to "they've been married for years and are just really casual about it"
#lavonte straight-up declared that he is “absolutely IN LOVE” with hj#now to be fair i tell my friends this all the time but still#i swear to god these two are like louis and lestat if they went to couple's counseling and got really into finance#(i never finished interview with the vampire take this with a grain of salt)#and i do find it hilarious that hj is consistently failing charisma checks and lavonte is consistently getting insane successes#“please excuse my husband he's from the 1920's and has an undiagnosed anxiety disorder”#toxic gays but not in the sense that they're in a toxic relationship#in the sense that they're perfect for each other and together they systemically ruin people's lives#or improve them it depends on your point of view#dimension 20#city council of darkness#hj wingstreet#lavonte worthy#wingsworthy#i heard that's what we're calling them now?