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NARU 🍉📱💩 AUDREY

NARU: REASON 95340 WHY I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR BEING AN ADULT HUMAN PERSON 🚫 🙅🏻 🚫

NARU: i was too lazy to cook tonight and so i decided to drive to starbucks and i ordered a venti pumpkin spice frapp and that was it, audrey. THAT was my dinner 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🎃

NARU: but you know what????? 👀

NARU: NO REGRETS 🙅🏻

NARU: IT WAS DELICIOUS ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

NARU: also i'm naru, hi, and i hope you like emojis because i, personally, am a big fan 😬

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NARU 🌦📱💯 COOPER

NARU: i... SWEAR i have seen you in a commercial 👀

NARU: or at in-n-out or something 🍔 🍟

NARU: so you either have one of those faces or you've dEFINITELY been in something before... and i'm pretty sure that's it BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT iT IS 😬

NARU: so while i'm mulling that over, i'm naru! hi 👋

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FREDDIE 👻📱👾 RYDER

FREDDIE: NOT 2 BE DRAMATIC

FREDDIE: BUT I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED 2 BE PALS

FREDDIE: IT'S JUST #INTUITION, IF U WILL...

FREDDIE: MEGA PB&J VIBES HERE, MY GUY

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FREDDIE 😂📱😏 GABRIELLA

FREDDIE: MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TO LEAVE THE TABLE THAN THEM BECAUSE I DRIZZLED MY KETCHUP ON TOP OF MY FRIES INSTEAD OF DIPPING IT AND DOES THAT NOT SOUND LIKE THE MOST OVERDRAMATIC THING U'VE EVER HAD 2 READ

FREDDIE: THE AUDACITY, GABRIELLA.

FREDDIE: GABBY. DOES GABBY WORK?

FREDDIE: I'M FREDDIE, AND I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT ALL FRIES ARE GOOD FRIES.

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FREDDIE ✌🏾📱✌🏾 KENNEDY

FREDDIE: HI.

FREDDIE: i literally fell into a youtube hole when i got off work this afternoon AND I HAVE NOT COME OUT OF IT YET

FREDDIE: AND I AM NOW ENGAGED IN SOME WEIRD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ABANDONED AMUSEMENT PARKS AND I SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS ANYMORE BUT I'M TOO FAR INTO IT TO STOP NOW SEND HELP

FREDDIE: I'M FREDDIE AND I'M CONCERNED 4 MY OWN SAFETY

FREDDIE: HI PART 2.

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NARU 😙📱😈 ELLIOTT

NARU: HEY 🎉

NARU: i saw that you have tattoos and they're awesome btw and this weekend i'm tHINKING of getting a new one 🙌

NARU: i'm naru 👋

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NARU 🌦📱🤖 QUENTIN

NARU: HI 🙌

NARU: i'm naru! and i figure before i get too far into this i should proooobably ask for your thoughts on emojis, because, like, a lot of people hate them i've come to learn 🔍 so i don't want to, like, bombard you with them 💣

NARU: except for right now, apparently.

NARU: BUT ANYWAY! it's really nice to meet you. and as an author, i hope you're having some good luck at finding some literature pals around here ☺️

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NARU 🍉📱⚡️ MACKENZIE

NARU: okay so tbh this is going to sound REALLY LAME and like i get that and i have accepted that 🤷🏻‍♀️

NARU: but i saw that you're into classic cars and like iMMEDIATELY pictured you in a leather jacket singing greased lightning ⚡️

NARU: LIKE... IDK WHY MY BRAIN DOES THINGS? 😬 🤦🏻‍♀️

NARU: but i'm naru, and i'm not automatic, systematic, or hydromatic 👋