1."I really need you" Colbert and Fick 2. "Just stay with me" Speirs and Lipton 3. "You’re a terrible cook" Speirs and Roe 4. "Are you fucking insane!?" Winters and Lipton 5. "I need you, though." Wynn and Fick
okay lets do this!
1. “I really need you,” sounds like it should be something that will end up with a good time for Brad. What it actually ends up being is Nate Fick standing in the kitchen holding up four different back splash samples having a mild freak out. “Is subway tile too pertenious?”
“I’m divorcing you.” Brad insists.
“We aren’t married and you would never leave me, now tell me which one of these is the least likely to make your mother give me the stink eye at Seder this year,” Nate huffs and holds up the samples again.
“The red brick is terrible.” Brad offers after a second.
“Okay, god, I’m glad you hate it too. Ray picked it out.”
2. “Just stay with me.”
“I’m not trying to get caught on the edge of the map,” Speirs growled over his mic.
“We only complete the escort mission if we are both with in the zone at the same time.” Lip explains again as he watches Speirs’ beserker wander off the path and get caught on another root or tree in the map.
“I’m aware of this.” Speirs answers sounding more and more frustrated with the video game.
“Alright, after this mission we can just have sex. Does that sound better?”
“Yes, god please.” Speirs practically moans.
3.”You’re a terrible cook.”
“Drink some milk you big baby.” Gene pushes a glass towards Speirs completely unrepentant that he has just burned all of Ron’s tongue off.
“This is inedible and you know it.” Ron argues. He keeps eating. He isn’t actually insane.
4. “Are you fucking insane?!”
“No...?” Winters answered looking around in confusion at Lip who was frothing at the mouth.
“Then get out of the water, already!” Lip shouts. He then mutters “It’s not the polar bear challenge. Damn ginger eskimo gonna die in the frozen lake like an idiot and then where will we be?”
5. “I need you, though.”
“Go on.”
“And I should not have tried to make a choice like this without you because I tend to get upset and then we end up kicked out of Home Depot again.” Nate continued.
“Now we have to go to Lowes.” Wynn reminded Nate.
“I said I was sorry!” Nate was in fact not sorry.
YOU GOT GREEDY AND ALL OF THEM TURNED OUT WEIRDLY DOMESTIC BECAUSE OF IT!
















