Imagine Jim and Bones on a walk together on a winter night and Jim's being a general horny bastard the entire way, and walks up to a light pole and looks at Bones seductively before saying, "I'd lick your pole like this any day, Bones." and proceeds to lick the pole without considering that it's frozen because Jim Kirk has a one-track mind when trying to get laid, and of course his tongue gets completely stuck so he starts flailing for Bones to "'alp 'eee!" and Bones just leaves him for half an hour or so because maybe that will be enough time for that complete moron to think about his life choices and learn his lesson for once
Jim's still game for blowjobs later that night even though practically half of his tongue is still stuck on that pole