Though the god spent most of his time off Midgard, in other realms and on other worlds he thought most of his fellow heros here could scarcely imagine, he loved his time here. There was good company, good revelry, and his friends were all so very odd and different.
Even after the tragedy that had befallen them yesterday, the scalding feeling of such scheming little enemies - like wicked little biting ants - fooling him and his fellows, they came together.
Thor had felt a sense of comradery, working to put things back together, help people find their way to medical attention. He kept his surprise of the state of the bodies to himself. His experience did not encompass what he had been told of Rogers friend.
It was being woken after this -after the work, the shame of being tricked so by such tiny villains, the quiet drinks with good friends- that surprised him. It wasn’t that he was not used to people coming to his door (the oddly nice accommodations that Stark provided, and kept always waiting for him, that felt -as oddly as it seemed, as it was never something he would have supposed all those years ago banished here- like a home away from home) it was the knock. He realized, as he trudged to the door, curing quietly to himself when he knocked over and broke yet another lamp, that he knew their knocks by sound.
The always nervous knock of Banner; the polite and firm knock of Rogers; Starks enthusiastic banging. This one was...new. It was nearly nervous, perhaps more frantic, but at the same time it was insistent and annoying. Like they knew he would open and he wasn’t doing it goddamn fast enough.
It was very, very obvious the only person who could possibly belong to that knock was the person on the other side as soon as he had flung the door open.
There was Jack, in pajamas, hair a conspicuous mess, half distracted like she was much more concerned about other things than his answering - which she knew he would and hadnt been doing goddamn fast enough. She kept looking down the halls.
“Ha! You! You’re still here. Thats great, good, good. Great. I need some help.” She started. The large man looked...very confused. This didn’t make sense, not at all. From everything he had come to believe, she wouldn’t ask for his help if she were falling into a volcano. And then she would yell that he didn’t help. Perhaps her head had been more severely injured in the previous days battle than they knew. Perhaps he should call someone, alert them to her situation, she was after all acting mighty strange--
“Can I borrow that?” Jack pointed behind him suddenly, interrupting his thoughts.
If he had time to think when he turned to look at what Jack could possibly mean, and if he had time to registered that she cold cocked him the moment he turned, he would have thought “this makes much more sense”.
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God, he’s stupid, Jack thought, as she dragged the large unconscious god across the hall by the underarms (she had thrown a sheet over the hammer. He wouldn't leave without that, and she wasn’t going to humor being ‘worthy’, specially considering her current activities), pausing to punch in Bucky’s door code to his room and kick the door open. Of course she was loud and hit things a lot, it didnt mean she wasnt as sneaky as all hell - it was adorable how they all thought she’d need to break into their rooms and didn’t just memorize their codes.
She lugged Thor like the massive sack of potatoes he was into Buckys bed, struggling to get him in and more than once knocking his head into a wall. Ah, he was a god, he’d be fine. It took her another few minutes to get the wig she had stolen from Romanoff’s room onto him just right (she changed her code once a week, as if it mattered. Jack regularly liked the challenged of stealing Romanoffs lingerie and sending it to Wade. God knew what he wore it for, but she knew it was probably hilarious and Romanoff would hate it) and duck tape a bloody tracker to his arm. She pulled the covers right up to his nose.
Ok, not bad, but not perfect.
She grabbed Bucky’s phone she had found still on his nightstand and texted Rogers:
im sad. going 2 sleep a while
She paused in thought
text u later, pal.
Yes, that sounded lame enough to pass as normal Bucky, and buy her a few hours to drag his not-yet-aware-hes-dead ass back to the tower. It only took ten or so minutes to throw on some actual clothes, and another 15 to get down the tower, she had to use the goddamn stairs - the elevators were still either non functional, or sitting at the bottom of elevator shafts in a crushed mess. She passed Rogers on the way, who paid her no attention, but instead -to her relief- looked glum. Yes, she had time to think, glum. The man didnt look upset he looked glum. God she couldn’t stand him. But he always looked glum when he was worried about ol Buck. He’d bought it. She only prayed he gave his ol pal time to rest, after what he probably assumed was sadness over Hydra, and didnt get up to his way-to-pushy self and find a Norse god in a wig in Buckys bed.
He’d probably blame her.
Thank bloody god she always parked a few blocks away. Sure, the parking at the tower was amazing, but it got attacked by shit way to often.
She had already made one call by the time she had gotten to her bike, to a woman that could get whatever information she needed for the price of Starks best whiskey. The woman had only taken so long to call her back with the needed info because she was clearly hung over - or still drunk. And it had taken a few minutes for her to translate Jacks cussing and shouting about what info she needed and why, and what particular can of whoopass was going to be opened when she found what she was looking for.
Jacks contact, of course, was rude as all fuck and talking to her was like talking to a boxer who’d bet on themselves to take you out in the first round...she was one of Jacks favorite people in the the whole city (she had a great fashion sense. If anyone could find a buff guy in a bar, it was Jones. And if anyone could do it in five minutes, it was Jones being paid in expensive whiskey stolen from a rich asshole.
Jack knew where Bucky was by the time she put the keys in her bike.












