mouse & harley ( maximum brotp ship meme go! )
send a ship (or a brotp!) and i’ll tell you who:
collects rocks - I feel like Mouse might. Or Mouse and Harley are, like, walking on a beach, and somehow they end up competing for who can find the coolest rock. What criteria do they use to judge for “coolness”? Who knows.
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep - Harley takes videos of Mouse snoring. Mouse takes pictures of Harley sleeping with a dog lying on her face.
gets drunk and breaks shit - Harley breaks shit on her own, but her suggestions lead Mouse to break shit too. Usually with explosives. Don’t let them get drunk, is what I’m saying.
can’t swim - Mouse, maybe?
remembers to feed the fish - Harleyyy. Eternal pet-mom.
puts up Christmas decorations in November - Always Harley.
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting - If we’re talking unprofessional, rude texts? Mouse, mostly. But Harley has been known to send unsolicited pictures of herself in lingerie when she goes bra shopping. She just wants someone to acknowledge how cute her new penguin bra is--!
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool - Friends who torture Sims together stay together.
brings the other coffee at work - Coffee? Meh. Red bull and/or various alcohols? Both of them. Besties 4 lyfe.
takes gym locker room selfies - Harley. She likes to brag.
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class - Harley. Pam wouldn’t go with her and “I paid in advance for the lessons, Mouse, I can’t get my money back, pleeeeease?”
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table - Mouse. To be fair, Harley’s iPad charger has been chewed up by three different cats, so it’s extremely unsafe to handle in the first place.
