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Independent. Selina Kyle / Catwoman. DC Universe. Private & Semi-Selective. 18+

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who can kick your ass because chances are she’ll be able to save it

[dxlfinos-blog]

 HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER SENTENCE STARTERS

❝  I don’t kiss and tell. ❞ ❝ Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?❞  ❝ We are so, so screwed. ❞ ❝ Smile or go to jail. ❞  ❝ And you call me immature? I’m the most grown up grown up ever compared to your dumbass.❞ ❝ See, sexting pays off. ❞ ❝ Someone woke up in a mood to fight this morning.❞ ❝ Whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said? ❞ ❝ Wow, someone has daddy issues? ❞  ❝ You should have worn a condom. ❞ ❝ Bitches be crazy. ❞ ❝ You call it crazy, I call it winning. ❞ ❝ I can’t sleep without having nightmares. I’m scared I might be going crazy. ❞  ❝ Thank god I don’t have a gun or I’d shoot her myself. ❞ ❝ Let the slut shaming begin. ❞  ❝ Get me some chocolate chip cookies. I hate all this healthy food! ❞ ❝ Shouldn’t I be getting some credit for trying to be a good person? ❞ ❝ You said you wanted to know me. Even the bad things. ❞ ❝ We’re bad people. That’s the only thing we have in common. ❞ ❝ You taste like my sauce. ❞ ❝ Men lie, that’s all they’re good at. ❞ ❝ Honestly? I’ve got like six guys on my jock right now. I need to focus. ❞ ❝ Seriously, just because my facial hair isn’t as luscious as yours, doesn’t mean I still can’t kick your ass. ❞ ❝ I don’t do boyfriends. ❞ ❝ You’re a misogynistic ass. ❞ ❝ I think about you all the time. It’s freakin’ annoying. ❞ ❝ Keep lying that good and you might actually get away with this. ❞ ❝ Afraid we’ll kiss again if we’re too close? ❞ ❝ Like I’d ever want to screw you. ❞  ❝ What’s next? We change our relationship status on Facebook? ❞ ❝ No woman wants to be on the receiving side of that. ❞ ❝ I’m so freakin’ mad I wasn’t born gay! ❞   ❝ But here’s the thing: I love me. ❞ ❝ This could take a while, wanna sneak upstairs? ❞  ❝ I look nice, I know, but that’s just my face. ❞ ❝ This works on women as well as men. ❞ 

[onewinged-sephiroth]

Catwoman black & white by Adam Hughes

[harleuyquinn]

[thcgoodcop-blog-deactivated2023]

eleiktra:

gotham city. clean shafts of concrete and snowy rooftops. the work of men who died generations ago. from here, it looks like an achievement. from here, you can’t see the enemy.

[jeangrayss-deactivated20161104]

SICK AND FULL OF PRIDE. ALL WE DO IS DRIVE

[thecityoftomorrow]

30 day dc comics challenge | day 14, favourite city: gotham city

This isn’t Metropolis, Captain, and not just because our guy works at night. This isn’t the city of tomorrow, it’s not San Francisco, it’s not New York. It’s Gotham, and if you want to see what that means, just check out your squad room.

[la-la-la-lines-deactivated20151]

You keep bringing this ‘illegal’ thing up as if it means something to me.

Ilona Andrews: Magic Shifts (via faefever)

[donnastroy]

Catwoman #001-004 (2002)

[selinrkyle]

Selina Kyle (Catwoman) aesthetics 

[phastos]

[batlabels]

#caturday

[fycatwoman]

I’m not your partner or your pet.

[feliinefatale-blog]

@criminalquestionmarks // Continued.

His stammering was really too much. She shook her head, silencing the words that ached to dismiss him from the tip of her tongue. He was playing nice. No reason she couldn’t at least return the favour. 

                          For now at least.

She loosened her hold slightly on his collar, not enough to let go but enough for him to at least be slightly more comfortable. She was already beginning to regret the decision.

“What is it now, Eddie?” 

[musingxmemes]

I’m sorry if I seem         HEARTLESS              to you;     But I promised myself not to show weakness again. 

[catwomen]

[feliinefatale-blog]

selinakylesquad:

“ Let’s just forget it all, okay?  Let’s forget all the problems we’ve had, all the reasons we can’t be together…  Let’s take off the masks and just be Bruce and Selina for one night…and let’s go out on the town and pretend to be normal for once, just like everyone else. “

[feliinefatale-blog]

（ミ￣ー￣ミ）- What is your favorite insult if any? *winks at u*

@a-harleyquinade​ // Munday RP Blogs

(Still Accepting)

（ミ￣ー￣ミ）- What is your favorite insult if any?

My favourite insult of all time has to be from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the words of the French Taunter, “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.”

My personal fave I use on an everyday basis is “You’re a Butt.” because I am a mature adult.

[feliinefatale-blog]

"You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?“

@criminalquestionmarks // Wreck-it-Ralph Starters 

(Still Accepting)

“Even if I didn’t-” She paused, pulling him by the collar of his silly green shirt forcefully.

“For you, Eddie, I would always make an exception.” Especially if she had to hear one more ridiculous riddle come out of his mouth. They were enough to drive to a girl mad.

                        Or at the very least slightly miffed.