Aug 6, 2014
Why did the fossilized pterodactyl get arrested? Apparently he was stoned.
...This was vaguely funny.
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Why did the fossilized pterodactyl get arrested? Apparently he was stoned.
...This was vaguely funny.
A Pterodactyl flies into a bar. That's the joke.
...That poor bar owner, not catching a break. You know, they JUST REPAIRED!
Why did the fossilised pterodactyl like rain. He wanted a clean slate.
...*slow clap*
What was the fossilised pterodactyl's favourite movie. Rocky.
...
So this pterodactyl flies into a bar. The owner is pissed because his insurance lapsed.
...Insurance lapsed and your bar collapsed? Shit day, mate.
A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.
They get worse from here folks.
What to you call a Pterodactyl with a piece of lettuce in front of its face. Pterodactyl Caesar Salad.
...I'm just frankly confused at this point.