Aug 6, 2014
Why did the fossilized pterodactyl get arrested? Apparently he was stoned.
...This was vaguely funny.
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Why did the fossilized pterodactyl get arrested? Apparently he was stoned.
...This was vaguely funny.
A pterodactyl flies into a bar. The bartender says, "So why the long face?" The pterodactyl then probably eats him. (If you become a bartender, duck and cover when a pterodactyl flies in.)
PROBABLY EATS HIM?! This joke is very ambiguous. (And no, my goal was to make friends with it, pet it, and ask other patrons what color it actually is.)
A Pterodactyl flies into a bar. That's the joke.
...That poor bar owner, not catching a break. You know, they JUST REPAIRED!
Why did the pterodactyl see the psychiatrist. He was always getting himself in a flap.
Why did the fossilised pterodactyl like rain. He wanted a clean slate.
...*slow clap*
What was the fossilised pterodactyl's favourite movie. Rocky.
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So this pterodactyl flies into a bar. The owner is pissed because his insurance lapsed.
...Insurance lapsed and your bar collapsed? Shit day, mate.
A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.
They get worse from here folks.