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PLEASE tell us about wisdom and their boyfriends

I just posted a FUCK TON of wisdom shit, but i will tell u more about them.

One time wisdom was having a sleep over with kirby, keith, hollis, and another hornet. Said other hornet walked into the kitchen and wisdom was a deer. Shenanigans ensued.

They frequently have nightmares about that night at the hornets nest.

The first time they met keith, he got them to do karaoke with him, he complimented their singing and they instantly fell in love.

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Meeting Kirby -

The first month or so kirby had worked with Wisdom, they'd been quiet. So quiet, they barely talked to kirby but he'd see them glance curiously at that weeks edition of the lamplighter or catch them looking over his shoulder at his laptop. He thought they might have just been shy, he was right, Wisdom didn't quite know how to work up the nerve to talk to people yet. So he decided to invite them over for a sleepover. They had accepted the invite with a shaky voice and agreed that they'd drive straight there after work. They did so.

The first half hour was awkward as hell. Wisdom was a stuttering mess, so by the time the thirty minute mark rooled around kirby figured they must be as nervous to talk about their interests as he was, so fuck it. He handed them a copy of the lamplighter and just started talking, they exitedly asked questions and riffed off of him. At one point the conversation had steered towards other interests and they mentioned rather hesitantly, that they thought they could sing pretty well. Try as hard as he did, kirby could not persuade them to sing that night.

Crushing on Keith -

There's one night where Wisdom is painfully aware of how far gone they are for keith. They're among to last few people to leave the hornet's nest that night. Hollis is here, obviously (no one stays after hollis leaves), Keith, Bitty, and a few other people they werent really paying attention to. Keith was standing on the table Wisdom and Hollis were sitting at, singing his heart out to a love song. Hollis was at the end of the table, holding their head in their hands and laughing so hard tthey could barely breath. It was hilarious, but Wisdom found it just so endearing. The fact that keith gets so into whatever he does, Wiz thinks it's one of his best qualitys.

Confessions and shit happening (not canon compliant because of kirby stuff, also this is a long one) -

I think that night kirby says he has a crush on keith, wisdom realizes in a split second that theyre fucked, and they reply like ":) neat :):):)" and they're both lying on the ground in their respective sleeping bags, so Wiz suggests they watch a dumb movie. They do so, and Kirby falls asleep first. Wisdom is looking at him, and he looks so peaceful, and they just want to stay in this moment forever, and they have to tell him.

So the next morning, they do. Neither of them have a shift at the crytonomica today, even though they'll both probably go hang out there, and when Wisdom wakes up Kirby's making breakfast. So they confess over pancakes and bacon, it goes well. Kirby is a little embarassed about telling them about keith, but he ends up laughing about it when they reply "No it's cool, same. We're both madly in love with keith."

So they date for a few weeks, and they were both friends with keith before hand, he's been a guest at many a sleepover. They invite him to a sleepover one night and confess to him at the same time. They're at kirby's house, and Wisdom is making some food. Keith is so happy, he's so glad that they both like him and they can just all date eachother. It's wonderful.

And then kirby basically disappears, he texts them both saying he's "going on a trip with some friends and he'll call every day" and he does.

And then the massacre happen. Wisdom ends up sheilding keith with their body, basically hugging them while a huge ass monster hacks at their back. They were so scared when they saw keith run towards it alone, he didn't even know what it was, they did. And then they're thrown across the room. It's a flash of pain and they're unconscious. Keith sees this and screams, that's his partner! oh my god they could be dead- and then the monster lands a blow to his head and he's unconscious too.

And then, a couple days later "ned" broadcasted his message and Keith, on his way to meet up with the other hornets, sees Wisdom in the woods. He approaches them and asks if they're going too, and they say that no, they arent. And they seem terrified, and he just doesn't get it. "That thing almost killed me, it almost killed you, why aren't you coming?" And when Wisdom doesnt reply he steps closer, he's frustrated and scared, and Wisdoms terrified and backed up against a tree. Things get ugly, and keith ends up ripping their necklace off. He sees this deer with wings where his partner was and realizes they're one of them, and he starts running. They put their necklace back on and call out to him, but he doesnt come back. Wiz lays down in the roots of the tree and cries.

When hollis dismisses the hornets, Keith is so relieved. He didn't realize it, but knowing that he knows one of them, he loves one of them, has completely changed his view on this. He runs back to Wisdom and hugs them, and he apologizes profusely and lets Wisdom sob into his shoulder. They cry about how everythings just been awful this week, from almost losing keith to ned's announcement, and they've just been so scared. it's been terrifying and they can't do shit about it. They're so powerless in this situation and they hate it. Keith calms them down and takes them back to his place, they'll hide there for now. Maybe they'll go on a conveniently timed roadtrip.

Alt confessing to kirby -

It's the same sleepover, but earlier in the day. They're both sitting on the couch watching some stupid show on tv. The episode ends and kirby pauses it. He asks if he can tell wisdom something and they say of course, and he says he may or may not have a crush on keith. Wisdom takes a second to process this, then says "Cool, you better not pay more attention to you new ~boyfriend~ than me, though" Kirby laughs and says he'd never, how dare you accuse him of this. And wisdom says they can already feel the love depleting, and kirby says "that's impossible, i love you just as much as i love keith!" And then Wisdom looks at kirby, and their gaze flits down to his lips, and then they're kissing. Its very home of sexual.