Roman: *He and his Candlelight Crooks currently in the middle of a shady dealing with other criminals.* Well? Do you have the money?
Shady Buyer: *Holding a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist* Depends. You go the stuff?
Roman: *Smirks and takes a drag from his cigar* Wise-Guy. Funny-Man. Show them the guns.
Wise-Guy/Funny-Man: *Two towering masked henchmen in bowler caps who proceed to rip off their shirt sleeves and start flexing their huge arm muscles in various poses.*
Wise-Guy: All day every day baby!
Funny-Man: Want to see my vein dance?
Roman: *Facepalms and sighs.* I meant show them the crates full of actual guns.
Wise-Guy: ...Oh. Right, Boss!
Funny-Man: Yeah! W-we knew that!














