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Lola Torchwick, Roman and Neo's adopted daughter. Yes, adopted! The character belongs to little lulu 🌸
This was the prize for RWBY OC contest in a Russian RWBY group. I'm currently trying different ways to approach the shading/rendering, so I will probably open a new commission style in a while...
I’ve recently started working on a new project: RWBY All Female AU.
This isn’t a typical genderbend AU.
Instead, I’m approaching it from the question:
“If these characters were born female, how would they present themselves?”
This affects everything—from hairstyle, clothing, silhouette and personal aesthetic,
to their original inspirations and characterization.
There will be no NSFW or sexualized content in this AU.
Every design choice has intention and narrative weight.
Elements like open-chest outfits or exposed skin represent confidence, personal agency, and ‘my body, my choice’
in an all-female world, rather than sexualization.
I’ve already designed several characters and will continue expanding the set.
Feel free to follow, comment, or discuss 💫
There is a Spy!
Cinder: Listen up everyone!
Emerald: What is it?
Mercury: We got a mission? Cause I am so bored!
Cinder: Quiet! We have a spy amongst our midst!
Neo: 😯
Emerald: What?!
Mercury: There's a spy?!
Cinder: Yes! There is a spy amongst us...
Emerald: W-What makes you say that?!
Cinder: All of our plans have been stopped! We've been nearly captured several times in all of our heists! No one knew of our plans, so there is obviously a spy in our midst! But, who is the spy is the question...?
Emerald: It's Mercury! He's always been shifty, and mistrusting of us! If anyone would betray us it would be him!
Mercury: Of course you blame me! You think anyone who doesn't kiss, Cinder's feet is a traitor! I so much as look at her the wrong way, and you're already ready, and willing to shank me on the spot!
Emerald: That's your own fault you spy!
Mercury: What about, Neo!
Neo: 🤨
Mercury: She never says anything! How can we be sure she feeding other people information about our plans?!
Emerald: She's mute idiot!
Mercury: Exactly!
Neo: 🙄
Cinder: He's right... She has been caught fraternizing with the enemy before. Very intimate fraternizing!
Cinder throws a pile of photos on the table before them, showing several scenes of Neo in sexual ecstasy with one, Jaune Arc.
Emerald: Oh gods?!
Mercury: What? He can't be that big!
Neo just looked at one of the photos, and smiled lustfully at it before placing it between her cleavage.
Neo: 😍
Emerald: I knew it! If anyone is betraying us it's her!
Mercury: If we can't trust her, how can we trust, Roman?!
Cinder: That's right... Can we even trust you, Roman...?
Roman:
Roman: What?! Come on darling, you seriously think I'd have any reason to betray you? You think my loyal little girl would betray you either?
Neo: 😇
Roman: See, does this look like the face of a traitor~?
Cinder: You think I find either of you two to be loyal...? Emerald, and Mercury are loyal...
Emerald: That's right! We're loyal to you, Cinder!
Cinder: You didn't agree to join us until we flashed a wad of Lien in front of your eyes. And, every time I come up with a plan you try to counter my plan!
Mercury: Like we'd ever betray you for Money
Cinder: So if anyone here was a spy it would be you! Mercury!
Mercury: 💀
Cinder: E-Emerald?
Emerald: 💀
Roman: Oh, Cinder...
Jaune: You were so close.
Cinder: What?!
~~~
Jaune walked over Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury's dead bodies as he walked out of the warehouse. He watched as his faithful companion skip over to him.
Jaune: Alright, let's get out of here, Neo. Our job here is done.
Neo: ☺️👉👌
Jaune: Oh, I think we can do that, my little gremlin~!
Neo:😍
Medical Malpractice au
Jaune: *opening the first aid kit* I know i said i liked to think of myself as a medical practitioner, *Picking up a retractor and a tweezer* but for heaven's sake... *Turn around toward both Neo and Roman, scowling in anger* It didn't mean i'd save your ass at a moment's notice!
Roman: *Smirk* Aw come on~! You know you love me~
Jaune: *disinfecting the tools with alcohol* I know i love my GIRLFRIEND, Roman. *Sigh, sitting next to him* You're just lucky to be what i know to be the second worst father figure she ever got, or else i'd let you bleed out in a ditch.
Roman: *chuckle, amused* Is that so? Perhaps i'm mistaken, but wasn't it you who unlocked his semblance as i was bleeding o—UTCH!?!
Jaune: *opening the bullet wound with the retractor* Stay still or i'm leaving the fragments there, you failed thief.
Roman: *wincing in pain, yet still smirking smugly* Going straight for the throat eh? My, no—URK, no wonder you are dating Ne—OW FUCK! HEY!? Aren't you supposed to give me painkillers!? That hurt like hell!
Jaune: *plucking out the fragmented bullet with the tweezers* Painkillers are for those who deserve it or pay for it. *Smirk* And we both know your cheap ass isn't going to pay the bill.
Roman: *goes to speak, before having to clench his jaw as Jaune pour alcohol inside the wound to clean it* NGH! YOu bITchfghvb...
Jaune: *Chuckle* Be glad i only ask your face contorting in pain as payment. *Use his semblance to close the wound as if nothing had happened, not even leaving a scar* People give good money to get healed almost instantly, and without sequelae, you know?
Roman: *mumbling* God damn sadist, you and Neo are two peas in a pod!
Jaune: Only for my least favorite father-in-law... *Glance at Neo, winking at her* And his daughter, from time to time~★
Neo: *giggle silently*
Roman: *disgusted* Urgh, don't speak of her like that; it's bad enough i found her "toys" laying around in her room, i don't need the mental image of what she is doing with them stuck in my brain!
Jaune: *roll his eyes* As if you were a paragon of purity. *Get up, walking toward the sink*
Roman: *frown* I'll have you know that, when it comes to matters of love, i am quite the gentleman, yes.
Jaune: *sigh, shaking his head while washing his hands* Ah, no wonder you cannot keep a relationship for more than a week then. *Dry his hands with a towel* Imagine dating the most "notorious" thief in the world and finding out he has no sense of adventure under the sheets—
Roman: *annoyed* I've been dating Lisa for years!
Jaune: ...Lisa? *drop the towel in shock* ... As in Lisa Lavender, the reporter?
Roman: *wince, remembering their relationship was supposed to stay secret* I mean—
Jaune: The one that keeps hyping your name to the media, calling you the greatest thief of all time?
Roman: Huh...
Neo: *turning into the reporter, then pointing at herself* !? *Point more forcefully at herself* ?!?!?!?
Roman: ... *Sigh* Yes, that Lisa Lavender.
Jaune: ... *Shrug, picking up the towel* Eh, guess that explains why you're still relevant in this day and age.
Roman: ... I hate you so much. You know that, right?
Jaune: *looking as if he was in deep thoughts* Well... *Smirk* As an unwise man who should have thought before speaking once said: Aw come on~! I know you love me~
Roman: ... *Pout* I miss when you were easy to tease.
Jaune: And i miss having the dream of becoming a hero. *Sit down next to Neo, kissing her cheek* Shame the transcripts you forged for me didn't pass through initiation, huh?
Roman: *frown* What are you on about? You've been selected to attend Beacon next semester.
Jaune: *blink in surprise* ... I beg your finest fucking pardon?
Roman: You didn't read the mail i sent you?
Jaune: The pink envelope i assumed was a glitter bomb? The one i threw to the garbage?
Roman: ... I mean, you assumed well, but the letter of admission was inside, yes.
Jaune: ... Bitch—
Roman: *cutting him off* Oh and Neo is coming with you; there's a suspicious woman in town who wants to hire me, and i don't want Neo getting wrapped up in whatever that shit entails.
Jaune: WOAH! As much as i love Neo, there's no way i'm going to babysit her at school! It's a recipe for disaster!
Neo: *nod along what Jaune say*
Roman: *point at Jaune* You keep saying i'm a bad father figure, right? Then i'm delegating the job to you! *Shit eating grin* I'm sure your experience with your sisters will be enough to deal with her rowdier side.
Jaune: *scowl* I hope you die on that job for what you're going to put us through.
Roman: Many hoped before you, and yet; here i am.
twitter oomf said au where neo dies instead of roman
Jaune: *plops a bag on the table* I'm back, what'd I miss?
Weiss: Not much. We were going over ideas to improve working conditions in the Dust mines for when I inherit the company.
Blake: What's in the bag?
Jaune: ...severed head. *pulls out his scroll and starts typing*
WB: wot?
Weiss: *opens bag to see the head of one late Jacques Schnee* WHY IN THE EVER FROZEN TUNDRA DID YOU KILL MY FATHER?!
Jaune: Well at first I was simply going to ask him politely for the right to court you, but then he started insulting me, which is fair, but then he started insulting my mother, and then I stabbed him.
Weiss: ...stabbed?
Jaune: repeatedly, and with great enthusiasm.
Weiss: I don't know how to process this right now. On one hand I want to crush you for hurting the Schnee family, on the other hand I'm finally free of the bastard and want to trap you in my dorm until I cant walk. I'll be back when I've processed this. *gets up and walks away in a daze*
Jaune: ....
Blake: ....
Jaune: So do you think this would make a good dowry to your parents?
Blake: my father would publicly denounce your violence and then invite you to the bar in his man-cave for drinks to hear every gruesome detail. My mother would dose us both with enough aphrodisiac to arouse a Goliath and then trap us in a room until the test came back positive... and then start planning the wedding.
Jaune: so is that a no?
Blake: I'm going to CRUSH your dick tonight.
Jaune: cool, cool. *scroll dings* huh?
RMN🕯 : shortstack said she'd help with evidence disposal but said you owe her a ring, and a catgirl threesome?
Jaune: *glances over at Blake before typing a response* I think I can do that. *to Blake*Hey Blake a whats your opinion on sassy femme fatales?
Blake: Never ask a Faunus Supremacist what species her boyfriend is.
Yang: what?
Blake: *Pointing at Eve*
Eve: *Sitting in Jaune's lap, crooning under his headpats*
Yang: ... Do you think if we threw Jaune at more evil chicks with the intent of him loving them, we'd have less enemies?
Blake: Uh, no ... I think Eve has staked her claim and wouldn't be happy to compete for his affection, but Ren and Nora brought Emerald into the fold and their relationship. Who knows what else we could do if we paired people up.
Yang: Rehabilitate them?
Blake: Yes.
Yang: ...
~~~~~
Mercury: *Hooking an arm around Oscar* Good news! You're learning how to hot wire a car!
Oscar: Why would I need to do that?
Person: *Distantly* Hey! HEY! WHERE'S MY WATCH?!?
Mercury: *Shoving Oscar into a car* That's why!
Oscar: YOU STOLE A WATCH?!?
Mercury: He's in the One percent of Atlas.
Oscar: Okay, how do I get to the Wires?
~~~~~
Roman: *Studying paperwork* Hmm ...
Whitley: ... Send the guards to the warehouse only after the shipment comes in and sits for two days - a week if there are Harbor Inspectors on the case.
Roman: Why would I do that?
Whitley: If even one of your men are missing their necessary paperwork the whole thing is bust. After a Week only the best of the best will keep their nose to the grindstone.
Roman: Yeah, I know that-
Whitley: Pose as a superior or someone taking the shift, then allow your cargo to be moved out. They won't bat an eye.
Whitley: Although, you could also grease their palms - a week's worth of Heat- er, we're in Vale, Food Stamps as provided through an Employer's Bonuses for excellent work will get anyone too starry eyed to worry about a small mistake - after all, all of this moving of material is technically Legal, it's simply the speed at which it's getting processed that's the hold up - if someone makes that mistake and ignores First-in, First-Out rules, you'll be fine. It'll be on their heads, not your, reputable business man and rehabilitated Villain that you are.
Roman: How did I not think of that! You're a genius kid!
Whitley: You've been against the law for so long you miss the Snowdrifts for the Flakes - Operating just within Legality is the best way to commit a crime - because technically you won't be. That's why the SDC Flourished in profits for so long - seemingly. My father was actually a very bad businessman and we lost SO MUCH Having to constantly fire and hire new people, as well as bribe Judges and- It's just nasty and unprofitable to operate outside of the law to be above it.
Whitley: Toeing the line between Criminal and Corporate is a very tight dance that requires extreme understanding of the steps, and I'm here to guide you back within range of being persecuted.
~~~~~
Gillian: ... I never actually wanted to be evil. I just wanted my brother to live, and I was afraid he would die if I went against him. Not that what I did was necessarily better.
Glynda: Please just continue helping me grade these assignments Miss Asturias.
~~~~~
Neo: *Standing behind a desk at the DMV, reveling in the pain of others*