#wishihadacamera

[billauger]

Waking up early isn't so bad #sunrise #wishihadacamera

[thisfagkillsfacists]

i feel really

good about myself today. besides being covered in dirt and black paint.. but every cute kid has a dark side.

[bibbityboob]

Rant #5(ish)

Okay, so I went to the mall with two friends and we just sat down in a small elevator for an hour and a half, literally just sat there and talked to people as they came in and out and yelled "Bye, have a nice day!" when they left. (there was also the occasional "make good babies" and "I miss you already" but that's not the point) We also sang Call Me Maybe to people and danced. This one guy got out of the elevator and we just heard him yell "Hey Homie you got your phone I wanna instagram this!" Ahahaha it was hillarious and then this other guy came in and he was all like (don't mean to offend anyone just quoting) "You guys are awesome if any N****s try to f*** with you guys I'll be right over in -beep- just call me and I'll f*** 'em up" Lol we officially have a bodyguard!!! It was fucking awesome!!! There was also this lady ranting to her friend about rude customers at work and I was all like "Ugh I hate that!" and she was like "I know!" and we had a conversation about how awful it was, but I had no idea what we were talking about. She road our elevator like three times and we'd just rant about whatever she was talking about. Then we saw her at work and were like "It's you!!! Hi Bestfriend!!!" There was also this group of hot guys and when they got off I was like "I love you!" we heard them laughing as we were going down. Then security came and said we weren't aloud to chill in the elevators... Never thought I'd ever be escorted out by security... Then when I was leaving this guy at the tea place was offering samples and he was really nice and gave us directions so I said "I'll take a sample." and he was like "Oh you don't want these they've been out forever-" So I walked away thinking that he wasn't gonna give me a sample  and didn't realize he was actually just getting me a new sample. Then I realized and felt really bad so I walked all the way back and bought a cup of tea. I FUCKING HATE TEA!!!! Always have always will. So rant #1: Why the hell can't you just chill in an elevator?! I mean come on!!!! People fucking loved us!!!! We made their day!!! And of course me being me I had a funnel cake and as we were walking away the security guards were whispering about it. I think they thought there were drugs in it or something!!! I mean COME ON!!! What the fuck?!! Yes I brought a drugged out funnel cake to the mall Officer. Haha which reminds me a guy came on, right, and he was like "That funnel cake looks delicious" and I asked if he wanted it, he said no so I was like "It isn't spiked I swear!" and he was all like "Oh no, I totally get it rufees are awesome." But back on subject, Why the fucknuggets can't you sit on the floor of an elevator and just talk to comeplete strangers?! Are they trying to destroy all happiness?!!!!! There was like three of them as if they needed backup 'cause we were gonna attack them or something!!! And rant #2: Why in the name of Mother Jesus did I back track and waste $5 on a tea I'm not gonna drink????!!!! I was already clear out of sight! I absolutely despise all tea. I wasted 5 dollars!!! Why did I completely turn around cause I felt bad I didn't take a sample?! A lot of people don't take samples!!!! Damn my good heart and guilty conscience!!!!!! Moral of the story is: Chilling on elevators isn't aloud, but do it anyway 'cause it's super fun and you'll make friends for life... Or at least for an elevator ride. ~N