#witchbcy

[1mpulsee]

" Why are we sitting in the tree? Huh? Why, Bart? Ignore the knife in my hands, answer my question. " :)

❝ K - I - S - S - I - N - G !!! ❞

[enignoema-a]

" You look like you would buy a yacht just to look cool and in the process go 500 000 dollars into debt. And the yacht gets painted green. "

Bully Ed hours || Always accepting

"... A boat actually could be useful."

"Hey Oz-"

[vitrumbra-a]

@witchbcy asked:

" ahem. " takes off his hat, tapping it gently on the side twice with his wand. " rattus bisduo! " out of the hat he pulls, not one, but two! rats and hands them to taro. bows.

a blink. the processing--even buffering--showed on their face as any sense of expression or living briefly left their face. blank and staring at the rats. two of them? they held the two in their palms. well they certainly liked that- a few blinks, oddly spaced--mechanical--then a smile and a nod.

" haha...that's cool...! is that actual magic or just a trick? "

they blinked, looking down at the two rats and letting out a soft laugh, occasionally looking up from them to look to the other.

[question-marked]

" Everyone knows Super Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Batman? Perchance. "

"Yes the Mario games are very fun, and Mario is cool as fuck. I also agree that Batman has an mysterious aura surrounding him, but Mario isn't a bullying brutish piece of shit like Batman is. Me and Batman have a long history, and I fucking hate him with a burning passion...although that's very obvious. Also...who do you work for?"

[dementedspeedster]

Uh oh. He accidentally dropped a whole wheel of soft, melted, warm but not burning hot cheese onto him. Can it really for sure be said it was an accident when a whole box of crackers - perfect for cheese - followed right after?

@witchbcy

"Guh." Being covered in warm cheese might almost sound like a pleasant experience, after all who doesn't like warmth and cheese? But together and slowly sloughing off the front of his shirt and arms with it's stringy and mucous-like texture, Thad thought anything would be better than this.

And then came the crackers that stuck to him thanks to the cheese and he was quickly proven wrong.

He lets out a sigh. He wasn't even mad.

"This is such a sad waste of cheese." He says instead with an earnest mourning tone to his voice, before he grabs one of the crackers from his shirt and scoops up some cheese from his arm.

"No it's worse." He says mid-mouthful and still chewing, "It's a sad waste of good cheese and crackers."

"What the hell were you doing running around with perfectly good cheese like this?"

[lilmelvin]

@witchbcy

There's an almost uncomfortably long staring contest going on with this small blonde.. and a cat. It's just, well, it made a noise at Bobby. And if she didn't know better, then it could just fully see the 16 foot teddy bear.

"How come your cat can see Bobby?" That was weird. And new. "He's hiding right now, but it doesn't seem to matter."

[dementedspeedster]

" Thank you. " Just barely managing to hold back his tears, he takes the glass and tastes the lemony goodness, eyes wide in surprise. He'd never had lemonade before, always assuming it would be incredibly sour, but this was sweet and delicious.

" This is delicious. You're very kind. "I take back anything mean I've ever said about your hair. "

Always Accepting || Misc Asks @witchbcy

As Thad sips at his own glass of lemonade, he watches Witchboy take his own sip. He watched and saw surprise turn to wonder and enjoyment before his very eyes. It was honestly a nice sight to share in, and he was glad that he like it. "Right? It's sweet, but still a bit tart and so crisp and refreshing." Thad smiled.

But soon enough his smile was replaced with his own look of surprise at hearing the other's remark. "Oh." He gasps out quietly. He took it back? No one ever really took back any of the rude of means things they said about him, but here he was. It was...well, surprising. "Wow, uh, um. Thanks. I appreciate that."

[dementedspeedster]

Gives him another lemon but this one is a little fucked up. It looks like he dropped it on the floor or perhaps tripped while holding it and landed on it. Witchboy himself looks like he's about to cry. He just wanted to give Thad some lemons for some lemonade....

Always Accepting || Misc. Asks @witchbcy

With the other lemons held in other hand Thad looks over this new and bashed lemon. Sure it was split open and squished a bit to the point juice was leaking out of it, but it could be salvaged.

"It's fine. It's no use crying over spilled lemon juice." He says not regard the lemon, but to the other's offering, "Plus, I've got plenty more lemons and sugar at my place to make lemonade. Give me a sec." Thad says before zipping off with the lemons and returning back with a full pitcher of lemonade and couple of glasses.

"Here." He offers a full glass of lemonade to Witchboy.