#witchesandweirdos

[paleobird]

"Wait, you can have kids with girls??"

"Yeah! Wait, did I not tell you about harpy reproduction?"

[valuvaris]

@steel-and-fire replied:

"She's in love with a straight girl, this will be hilarious." He pauses. "To be clear, Zinnya gets in love a lot, so don't feel too bad about it."

"Oh it's a tragic romance. Just like in the books! Exciting, but sad. I hope Zinnya will be all right." She looks at Ferenir "You said it's hilarious. Have you had this problem happen to you a lot?"

[risingshine]

"....26. It was her 26th birthday."

The geneticist sat on her small balcony; within the shadows of garden furniture and potted plants.

the sun seemed a little much right now. but she did at least have company.

「 ༀ - it is not a competition. 」

"Yes...but-"

「 ༀ - there is no metric or combination of such; that will demonstrate someone to be of more value than you. 」

"...even if she seems better in every metric?"

「 ༀ - fortunatly, yes. the world has space for both. and the world has need for you, Iyana.

people would be very upset if you were replaced by anyone. 」

"...even with Zinniya? I find that hard to believe..."

「 ༀ - your mother would hate Zinniya. 」

there is a small break - a cackle before supressed behind a hand.

"Uwa would not be a fan-"

「 ༀ- so there must be more to you than you are taking in consideration. 」

"...I suppose so."

[naxghtybird]

Zinnya suddenly sits down opposite of Ava and stares into her eyes with plotting fingers touching. Her expression is serious. "Pachycephalosaurus dildo. Pachycephallusaurus. Thoughts."

Ava stares right back. And that's when the attack comes, not from the front, but from the sides--

"Oh, yeah, I already have that one. It's a bestseller."

[chainxdancer]

@witches-and-weirdos liked for a starter!

"Is that a knife in your robes or are you just happy to see me--oh, it really is a knife. I like the fancy hilt!"

[the-storm-chaser]

//Just a passing observation

@undyingmedium @steel-and-fire @witches-and-weirdos

[paleobird]

@witches-and-weirdos

"Oh, the Pachycephalosaurus? Well, it's hard to glean behavior from fossils, especially this particular animal, since we don't have a lot to go on. But they've sometimes been compared to mountain goats and other headbutting ungulates."

[valuvaris]

"How silly, no one is crushing on me."