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Heard the other Kingsman is back in town. Someone saw him at the council meeting. Either that or they were seeing double. Double the trouble, that is.

Yes, you heard it hear, all three Kingsman are back in town and more powerful* together. And by powerful, we definitely mean more trouble. There is a rumor flying around that Andrew Kingsman ( @andrew-kingsman ) may have given up his magic in order to pursue a more natural way of life. Whether that is joining a nudist colony or just taking up his more pure form of hunting, we’re not sure, but what we do know is that the Kingsmans have a lot set out for them, especially Andrew. He’s got some kind of death sentence for himself or something. We just hope that he’s still got a rocking bod when he’s dead.

As far as Zachary Kingsman ( @kingsman-zed ) goes, it seems like there may be trouble in paradise for the twin. And that paradise os something that isn’t even real to begin with. We saw Zach with major hottie alert Noah Pearson ( @noahpearsxn ) on a rooftop, getting closer than most would even consider first base. Go get ‘em Zachy. Though, I wouldn’t make it habit to letting vampires get too close to your neck like that all the time. Who knows, Noah might take more than just your v card. But we won’t tell anyone. ;)

And last, but certainly not least (or maybe she is least. Frankly, I can’t even keep up these days with her since she seems to be everywhere at once): Kaden Kingsman ( @kadenkingsman ). Who knows where this girl has gone recently, since she’s moving out of a penthouse and into an apartment all by her lonesome self. But, we shouldn’t feel bad for her, seeing that she seems to think that a bond can heal all wounds with abusive hunk Kyle Davidson ( @kmdavidson ). And maybe it will, seeing that they’ve been getting pretty serious as of late. Who knows how long it will last this time. After all, marriages don’t always have to last forever.

But, you didn’t hear it from me.

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okay but seriously, give us the juice on Kaden Kingsman. Is she STILL with Kyle, or has she moved on?

We can’t in fact prove or deny that Kaden Kingsman ( @kadenkingsman ) and Kyle Davidson ( @kmdavidson ) have split apart. We can however keep our fingers crossed, because anybody that would treat Kyle like that deserves to be shoved to the side. We’re not biased, just trying to keep it completely factual here, and the truth is, Kaden is a fool for letting that man go. He’s chiseled by the gods themselves, and between you and me, he can do so much better.

To answer your question, nobody would be able to move on from Kyle, especially self-pitying victimizing women like Kaden. And for all of our sakes, I hope she leaves him alone after this because really girl? You’re not worth the trouble.

In the meantime, we’ll be rooting for literally anybody else to help mend that poor young man’s broken heart. 

But you didn’t hear it from me.

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9 months you say? Did Kyle leave Kaden with a special parting gift? ;)

Well, you could definitely say that, young inquisitive mind. There’s definitely something special about the gift that was left to Kaden Kingsman ( @kadenkingsman ). And if you hadn’t guessed what it was, it’s a little baby Yankee with the perfect wolf gene!

No wonder he left on such short notice. If you thought Kaden was already bad enough, imagine what she’s like with a little baby on board? Jesus Christ, that sounds like the next Exorcist movie plot. If I had been him, I would have gotten out of dodge real quick too, and leave her all behind to eat her feelings and blame the baby for the sudden weight gain.

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O.M.G. I HEARD THE CRAZIEST BIT OF NEWS TODAY. THE COUPLE OF ALL COUPLES K Y D E N??? spill the juice riiiiight now

While you shouldn’t believe everything you read dear anon, I can in fact confirm that Kaden Kingsman ( @kadenkingsman ) is a single woman again! Who would have ever guessed it? By the very grace of God, the hunter-turned-witch has been left for a baseball team, and for all the better to be perfectly honest with you. It has been months in the making, and frankly, Kaden should be having the time of her life, partying it up, making out with anyone she wants to now instead of being confined to a single relationship.

However, I know that instead, she’s sitting alone at her house, drinking, being alone, eating ben & jerry’s ice cream, all be herself, while watching (500) Day of Summer, and did I mention she’ll be lonely. Probably not the first thing you’d think of when you picture Kaden being brokenhearted. Her tough spirit usually knocks people dead upon first glance, literally, but, when it comes to her own issues, she can’t seem to do anything right for herself. 

This turned into more of a Cosmo article on what NOT to do when your boyfriend leaves you for the wide open road of baseball. Perhaps this is all just the first stage, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was stuck in this rut for the next 9 months, *wink, wink*. 

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Who the fuck does that Isabel chick think she is? Flirting with EVERY single god damn warlock, does she not have ANY respect for herself????

First and foremost, my queen Isabel Summers ( @terramaterest​ ) is just that: a Goddess that walks among us, blessing us all with her beauty, grace, determination, and overall presence. She defies all other laws of physics, and ascends above every single peasant that seems to cross our path, and definitely should never be referred to as just some chick.

That all being said, anon, I have to agree whole-heartedly with you. Does she really not think any more of herself than to hang out with every single blazing H O T warlock? I mean, I suppose if any of us were in her shoes, we would ALL do the same, no shame. But— perhaps that’s just the jealousy getting to us all. In any case, she needs to slow her roll! She may think she’s Mother Nature herself, but seriously, someone needs to remind her she is not everything, and can’t even be taken seriously with her prepubescent looks and attitude. So please, honey, leave the grown-up talk to the actual adults.

But, you didn’t hear that from me.

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so rumor has it that there's a gang of hot new warlocks on the scene looking to take down the council in running. What are your thoughts?

First and foremost, this is the juiciest subject on the edge of everybody’s lips. Who’s going to be on the new council? As if we’re all acting like we don’t already know. 

You do have some facts straight. The warlocks in question are none other than Oliver Heaton ( @oliverheaton ), Nathan Bowers ( @nathanxbowers ), and possibly Derek Summers ( @dereksummers ) with Christian Copeland ( @etspiritu ). There certainly seems to be some looming gossip that precedes them however and this is an opportunity that couldn’t be passed up.

With the Council largely being headed by a vampire and a hunter-turned-witch, there is no doubt that the magical community needs to take a stand against its acting leader. If I were those boys, I’d burn Kaden Kingsman ( @kadenkingsman ) right at the stake, seeing that that is exactly what she would have done to anybody that didn’t fit quite right into the completely human category before. To be perfectly honest, which is exactly what we do all the time here at our gossip column, those four men outshine the girl in every single aspect, and could take her down with a snap of the finger, crushing her very soul. 

Oh, but I forgot the best part! 

They are hot, aren’t they? The hottest around if you ask me. And the foursome they’re all going to have after they defeat the Kingsman girl will inevitably only make them hotter. 

But, you didn’t hear that from me.

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DID YOU HEAR ABOOT ANDREW AND JENNA ON THE OUTS????? Someone messed it all up and my bets are on the dog.

Well, while the dog, Jenna Anderson (@jennaanderson) definitely had a part in it, I’m going to have to point all my fingers on the past hunter turned warlock Andrew Kingsman (@andrewkingsman). The first big clue is definitely hinted on the fact that he was a hunter.  

Hint number two: Have you seen the Kingsman history? They don’t exactly spell out long-term relationship. There’s no doubt in my mind that this was all Andrew’s fault. The relationship has been rocky for a while and let’s be completely honest here, it was doomed form the beginning.

What else can I say about these two crazy lovebirds though? Maybe they’ll make up and make out at the Masquerade, or maybe Andrew will just be one of those forever alone type of guys. I’ll go ahead and purchase him a fedora just in case.

But you didn’t hear it from me.

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I think the hunters are slacking on their job. Do you think because of the Kingsman that all hunters are going soft?

Just because the Kingsman (@andrewkingsman & @kadenkingsman) are, or perhaps were is more appropriate, the bigshot hunters doesn’t mean the whole hunting and supernatural world revolves around them. They had quite a reputation, yes, and when they spoke it was almost always listened too, yes. However, they’ve been hunters and families before the Kingsman’s and they’ll be more. There’s always someone to keep hunting. Even in New York there’s plenty of hunters who are looking to eradicate the supernatural from our city, hunters who believe that the Kingsman family are traitors, and a mere echo of their family’s glorious past. If I was a supernatural I would enjoy the freedom before another hunting family, or a hunting group steps up. 

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