Witchy Girlfriend of Frank Castle part 3
Songs that inspired this round:
Spit- Show Me the Body and Princess Nokia
I’m on Fire- Bruce Springsteen
BAILE INoLVIDABLE- Bad Bunny
Part three of witchy!gf headcanons but these are more focused on Mr. Castle! I like to show the differences between witchy!gf’s and Frank’s point of view! Like I have said before, Frank is the type of man that would worship a spiritual girlie! He may not understand anything at all but he supports her dearly and feels the love and support that radiates off of witchy!gf! Again, thank you for all the support on my first two parts! I’m really excited to flesh this universe out and give the supernatural/woo woo/spiritual girls some love! If you have any questions, please let me know! I hope you all like it! This one gets mad long
Frank Castle…. who has had nightmares for YEARS. Nothing ever worked. No amount of melatonin, tea blends, staying up for 36 hours straight to “tire himself out” helped. Witchy!gf suggested sleeping with moonstone and amethyst under his pillow. He flat out refused, saying it was a joke. The next night, his pillow concealed the sachet. He slept 8 hours, which was a record.
Frank Castle…. who makes fun of Witchy!gf’s obsession with mythical creatures. She believes in Bigfoot, aliens, and mermaids. Once, she cried over a dragon’s death on House of the Dragon. Frank laughed at her, telling her “baby it’s not a real thing”. She didn’t speak to him for two days until he got her favorite flowers and that stupid dragon Jellycat that she has been wanting. Did he have to fight a 12 year old and his mom? And did.
Frank Castle…. who WANTS to fight your fights. Someone catcalls you? Punch them in the jaw. Someone calls you a bitch at Trader Joe’s? Swing an elbow to the nose. You have told him multiple times that your guides will handle it. Like with your boss, who tried to cut your hours at work. You asked Frankie to take you to the graveyard, got you some dirt, and put him in a jar. Guess who got fired for stealing money? Guess who got a promotion? Yep. Frank still can’t believe that one.
Frank Castle…. whose has the worst of luck when you two are arguing (not often at all. Usually before a mission that just so happens to “pop up”). Flat tires, coffee spilt everywhere, missing keys, and just an overall bad ass funky mood. Usually, Frank will talk to one of your Santa Muerte statues and it will smooth things over. Not this time. After about the fourth day of silence and god awful luck, he apologized and begged you to fix it. “Oh honey, I told the trees this time” like that was supposed to make everything make sense. Witchy!gf spends an hour talking to the big oak tree in your yard. Everything goes back to “normal”. “Don’t make me tell the crows next time my love”. The ominous feeling he gets weirdly turns him on.
Frank Castle…. who has amulets and talismans everywhere. His truck, his hideouts, his pockets, hell sometimes in his shoes. His favorite is a gold coin with the year you two started dating. You charm it for good luck, for protection, for safety to bring him home to you. He will NEVER lose that one. The rabbit’s foot tho? Hard pass.
Frank Castle…. who would buy you the world if you wanted but you will settle for some jewelry. But not your typical diamonds and pearls. Your first and favorite piece of jewelry was a citrine (Frank’s birthstone) anklet with a tiny “F” hanging from it. You wear it everyday and love the fact that he knows you are a crystal girlie. He is still searching for the perfect emerald cut emerald ring.
Frank Castle…. whose love language is acts of services. You don’t need to ask him to do anything around the house, yard work, your car. But sometimes Frank will take it upon himself to light your offering candles, stop by the flower shop and get 6 bouquets for the altars, or pick up the book you have been meaning to get. He can tell when your energy is low and need some help with your craft. Witchy!gf is forever grateful for him.
Frank Castle…. who has a whole routine after coming home from a mission. Witchy!gf has set up an entire aftercare routine. Checks for injuries, set up a bath with oils and epson salts, clean fresh clothes, a huge plate of his favorite food. Cleans his vest and reapplies the protection oil, puts his bullets on the altar for added protection and baneful magic. Prayers and heartfelt thanks to her guides for his safe return, and thanks and love to the universe for him. Frank doesn’t want you involved, not because he doesn’t care but you don’t need to get your hands dirty. You are the light of his entire life. “Frank, my love, you protect and take care of an entire city. Let me take care of you”. Frank is forever grateful for the act.
Frank Castle…. who claims he didn’t “believe” in the spiritual stuff. Who manages to suspend his disbelief when you came along. Who will deal with the hundreds of candles, flowers all of the place, jars of… stuff that littered the windowsills. Who is happy with the house smelling like a church and the fact that every full moon for forever plus a day is going to be spent with you. Who worships at your altars and makes you his. Who will spend forever making sure you don’t lose the whimsical things that make you you. Who manages to start believing in the universe and guides and love again because they sent him you.
