#witchymissz

[ofpipebombs01]

@witchymissz​

(SMS - ZAHRA - SENT): You free tomorrow? I’m turning 39, and need someone to cry over my grey hairs with. (SMS - ZAHRA - SENT): No but seriously, I can’t be alone on my birthday, like can I?  (SMS - ZAHRA - SENT): Come see me. :) 

[abrideof]

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( witchy babe ) —— sent: gasped so hard, i choked on my whiskey.—— sent: colour me surprised. pleasantly surprised.—— sent: if this your way to break the ice between us, excellent try.

[vnstableambrose]

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[ outgoing text - sent ] 99.9% sure i just saw a big ass ufo.

[ outgoing text - sent ] if i go missing please tell them to contact nasa to go get my ass back from the aliens.

[ outgoing text - sent ] oh shit, hi z. that wasn’t for you but...yeah, if i get disappear, the aliens got me.

[favouritegirlfriend]

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( msg sent ) ahdjfkgkgk CASSIE YOUR FACE IN THIS GODDAMNED GAME.( msg sent ) why are you always the hottest woman in the world?? you never give me a break ; - ; 

( msg sent ) ..is this our icebreaker to maybe be friends again?

[vnstableambrose]

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Outgoing Text  → Z

[ unsent ] I dunno why you kinda just stopped talking to me one day.

[ unsent ] And then started treating someone else like they’d done everything for you that I had. That kinda sucked.

[ unsent ] But I see that you got a new dude, or at least someone to hook up with. Seems like he treats you nice.

[ unsent ] Whatever you’re doing, I hope you’re happy.

[ sent ] I’m still craving that goddamn cheesecake and I’m so mad at you for bringing it up.

[abrideof]

A+ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

FML. I’m so gay/heart eyes for you. <3 TY

[abrideof]

witchymissz replied to your photo

EXCUSE ME BUT THAT BRA IS SUPER CUTE!! AND HOLY HOTNESS

BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DON’T MAKE ME BLUSH. :p

[abrideof]

witchymissz replied to your post: Some people get the dumbest asks. And answer it in...

Now you’re gonna have me paranoid, haha

It’s not you. You got nothing to worry about even if the shit you get is dumb too.