Greetings,
I'd like to announce the glorious triumph (I have stopped coughing up blood and my kidneys no longer hurt) in the war against Strep Throat the Vicious and Lord Ear Infection of the Influenza Kingdom. I endured (laid on the sofa watching TV and solving sudokus) about three unbearable weeks in combat, I was courageous, incredibly so (I whined so much.) After ten torturous days in battle, my dear friend Penicillin the Brilliant came to my aid, and together we emerge victorious, dripping in the blood of the enemy (the house is a mess, I started consuming too much caffeine again, also if my muscle mass wasn't alarmingly low prior to this it definitely is now.)














