#superfam

[lyn1tx]

This is so stupid I’m so sorry

[robs-your-robins]

Obsessed with the idea of people just adding 1 + 1 and getting 3 when it comes to Dick as a child, hanging out with Clark and Bruce. Because let's be honest, Dick is a carbon copy of Bruce and Clark.

Neighbour: That little slugger you got there is really something.

Pa Kent: Yeah, he's a cutie.

Neighbour: Takes after your boy, I was just telling the wife that the kid is literally the spitting image of Clark at that age.

Pa Kent: Well actually -

Clark: *bending down to high five Dick for hitting a home run*

Pa Kent, squinting: You don't say.

Barry: I don't know, it has to be some sort of Kryptonian magic biology or some weird tech but Robin is clearly-

Oliver: Oh, come on, Allen, that's not-

Clark, walking into the room sith Dick sat on his shoulders: You just worry too much, Bruce.

Bruce: I just don't consider Funions as a health snack for a growing boy.

Clark: Nag, nag, nag, am I right, Dick?

Dick: *giggling*

Olivier: Yeah... I get what you mean, Kent totally put that bun in that oven.

Alfred, on the phone: The little fella has chicken pox but there's no need to worry Mrs Kent. He should be right as rain in a few days.

Ma Kent: It's so odd, Clark was never sick as a child.

Alfred: Not to dismiss you, Mrs Kent but what does Master Kent's medical history have to do with Master Dick?

Ma Kent: Well, he's his son for a start.

Alfred:

Ma Kent:

Alfred: oh my god I thought it was just me.

Ma Kent: I'm sure Clark and Bruce will admit it soon, they're just taking their time. But it's obvious.

Alfred: Of course, Dick is the literal image of Master Bruce at that age.

Ma Kent: Are you kidding? He's the spit of my Clark. Now, focus, Alfred, does our grandson have a fever?

[sockiepuppetry]

I've seen a few Batfam driving the Batmobile shenanigans so I need Wonderfam flying the invisible jet nonsense.

I almost got hit by a car on mother's day so I had to make this

[spicy-apple-pie]

Clark's Shovel Talk vs Bruce's

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[demonicsuffrage]

By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

Go to part 2

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[gloomshroomofdoom]

These kids can’t catch a break