#with your shit

[budget-katsuki]

Over-Compensating

While at a bar:

Dean: Why do people assume we're gay?

Sam: Well, you are kind of butch, I guess they think you're over-compensating *shrug*

Dean: *completely unnecessarily hitting on women and being blushy around guys*

Dean:... shut up, I am not.

Sam: *excessively eye rolls*

[cafiffle]

Winston isn’t a monkey whether or not he’s also a scientist

he’s an ape you duuuuumb motherfuckers IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT CLASS OF PRIMATE

P...PEANUTBUTTER

[luciafettuccine]

Voltron, what’s all this cryptic shit about?

[yaoipenclicker]

My followers...

YPC: why do I have so many porn blogs following me?

People passing by: what the fuck?

YPC: hmm...

People passing by on tumblr: woah! Big blog! Full of what the fuck!

Person: is that yaoi?

Person: wait, no, some cute shit. Wait no it's yaoi

Person: is this a sex blog?

Person: now it is, have you seen their stuff?

YPC: woah, YOU are a NAKED person! Hello~!...

YPC: that's a vagina. Nice to meet ya. .... Fuck.

YPC: and more boobs....can I get some dick up in here, seriously. Is that so hard to ask?

YPC: any MEN? NO? ... Fine.

YPC: hello! Your content does turn me on! But you will never know.

Person: the hell is this blog doing?

Followers: OMG this blog. Imma follow it.

YPC: I honestly dunno why you guys follow me. You post tons of sexy shit so why the fuck you followin' me? I only do 1/3 of what you're doing.

[enterthefade]

You’re right mum, you’re vote doesn’t matter! Throw out a donkey vote, who cares, It’s only my future we’re talking about!

[lxanderhamildone-blog]

“You know how I said if I see one more dat boi meme I’ll shoot Burr in the leg, tell Thomas and Madison to fuck and I’ll jump off a cliff? Well now that I think about it, I’m just jumping off a cliff bye.”

[gender-bender-ginger]

BACK THE FUCK OFF!

She is mine. She’s mine. Danielle is mine. She is my girlfriend. Danielle is my girlfriend. Danielle and I live together now and will be through the summer. Danielle is MY princess. Danielle is my little girl. Danielle is my everything. Danielle is MY princess. Danielle and I live together now and will through the summer. Danielle is my girlfriend. She is my girlfriend. She’s mine. She is mine.

I DONT THINK I CAN MAKE IT ANY CLEARER FOR YOU. SHES ISNT AND WILL NOT EVER BE YOURS. SHE NEVER WAS TO START WITH. SO PLEASE BACK THE FUCK OFF. BECAUSE IS YOU DONT I WILL HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR YOU. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PICK. BECAUSE HONESTLY YOU ARE GETTING ON OUR NERVES.

Now please take yourself elsewhere and love someone else’s girl, because I am done.