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@highoctanegem :
[pm] GOOD. Cause Emilio spilled and then tried to ignore me (LOL, good luck with that) I'm soooooooooooooooo happy for y'all. You were being dummies!!
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[pm] Listen, we get that now but it was complicated okay?? I'm [....] very glad it's less complicated now.
@highoctanegem replied to your post “[pm] Howdy babe! My name's Jade. Please entertain...”:
[pm] All good points babe! What can I call you, btw? Our mutual friend isn't very forthcoming. Personally? Bees freak me out. The buzzing totally scares me. But I was thinking more about... Bee shaped people, you know?
[pm] Mutual friend? [user assumes this is a much more advanced scam, somehow. Something between the lack of knowing anything about Teddy, and the way its asking for personal info already. Teds expects the asker to want their credit card info at some point, but they are still amused.]
Ahh, well you know mutual friends. Always being so cryptic and vague. Why don't you call me [user looks around the room for a name.] Basil.
You know, they can't bee the bee's knees for everyone I suppose. I like em as long as they aren't up in my face. Bee shaped people hmm?
Is this a weird furry ai bot or-- Humanoid person who has bee features, or a person made entirely of tiny bees?
[user sends a voice note of her squealing then it turns into cackling]
[pm] HOW WAS THE SMOOCHING!?
[user plays this message to Emilio several times with the most deadpan face, this is the first thing they are doing after getting home from the terrible maze mission. It's been a few hours. They are so tired.]
[pm] smoochin' was pretty good, toots
[pm] Howdy babe! My name's Jade. Please entertain me for a moment... What are your thoughts on bees 👀?
[user kind of assumes this is a bot ask, because they do not know Jade, but it IS about bees.]
[pm] Well, dear Jade, guess it sorta depends on context now doesn't it? Bees are pretty cool, but are they like, minding their own business and doin' their own thing? Or are they up in my bee-sness? Are they trying to drink my sweet tea and getting stuck in the can?
[pm] TEDDY!!!!!!!! Hiiiii bestie, I hope your crops are watered, your skin is clear, your vision is 20/20, your butt is round, etc, etc. You totally deserve it, I just heard about the enGAYgement?? CONGRATS!! I need deets, I can't trust Emilio to give me the whole picture.
[pm] Ahahaaa, oh man. It's all that and more, Jadeywadey. Like sparkles and sprinkles on top. I do wanna hear his account of things though, so can you be my super secret spy, okay?
[Delivered to Teddy and Emilio’s place is the pizza with M&Ms they ordered. It also comes with gummy worms, for Emilio!]
[user is absolutely delighted. The Gummy Worms are an invaluable addition, as they offer a whole new aspect of textural and taste components. They will be controversial, yes, much like putting pineapple on pizza, but user will die on any hill, and this is a perfect pitch to play from.]
