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> Sends the 8 ball to the destination required.

ROUND TWO.

MEANING, FIVE *MORE* MORONS WHO THOUGHT "OH HEY! LOOK OVER THERE, THAT GUY'S HAVING A MENTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWN OVER A PIECE OF SHIT PIXELLATED PUSTULE OF THE INTERNET THAT DARES TO TITLE ITSELF A GAME." AND THOUGHT IT ENTERTAINING ENOUGH TO WANT TO PUT ME ON YOUR DASHBOARD FOR MORE THAN ALL OF FIVE SECONDS. THE SLOW CLAP I'M GIVING TO ALL OF YOU DESERVES MEDALS FOR THE AWKWARD MIXTURE OF IMPRESSED AND DISAPPOINTED IT SOUNDS. LIKE, REALLY, HOW COULD YOU LOOK AT JUST ABOUT ANY OF MY WORDS ON 90% OF WHAT I POST AND THINK, "YEAH! WHAT AN INTELLIGENT AND/OR ENTERTAINING DUDE, LET'S ADD THAT TO THE NEWSFEED." YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE FROM ME ON YOUR DASH? MY SLOW AND EXCRUCIATING DESCENT INTO INSANITY IS WHAT. AIN'T I A FUCKING PRIZE. LUCKY, LUCKY YOU.

I DON'T KNOW MOST OF YOU, SO LET ME START THIS OFF ON A GOOD FOOT. I'M KARKAT VANTAS. YOU ARE?

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