I have this weird idea in my head for a vampire-human relationship story where the human is clearly meant to be a food source... like a milk goat... not a lover or a new vampire... But the first time they meet, the human is in this... Utter pit of depression, and that kills the flavor of her blood. Instead of abandoning her meal, though, the vampire just grumbles something like "you bite it, you buy it" to herself before offering to effectively hire the human to be a living blood bag... They then go on this journey of the vampire learning to care for her pet human, and the human getting the care she can't afford in the American healthcare system.














