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[damnphony]

hamlet and holden are boyfriends so jot that down

[damnphony]

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        holden gets a big bang out of hats; that’s something he and phoebe have in common. and since he let her have his hunting hat, he decided to buy himself something new. so what he did, he bought himself a goddamn BASEBALL HAT. a baseball hat ! he’s not even a fan of baseball, but that damn hat, boy. he had to have it.

        what he didn’t take into consideration was that hamlet might hit his goddamn head on the rim when he leaned in for a kiss. boy, did holden get a bang out of that. but instead of standing there and laughing at the poor guy, what holden does is he flicks the cap up so that the rip is higher up. that way hamlet won’t hit his goddamn head. 

        ❛ better ? ❜

[downpunder-blog]

       “ tonight’s game night and horatio doesn’t want any fighting. ” mercutio’s words came out in a bitter tone clearly remembering the last time they decided to hold a game night. 

   hamlet had gotten upset that romeo bought the space he had his eyes on and flipped the monopoly board. mercutio, who was winning, retaliated in equal anger punching him in the face, thus beginning the    one of many    3am brawls over monopoly. 

    “ it’s at romeo’s place.  ” he grabbed the keys before hamlet could giving him a stern look. “ don’t flip the fucking board this time. ”

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[downpunder-blog]

u are like little baby, watch this. stabs himself

took u only five fucking acts to do it