#witposting

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[Sarah McLaughlin’s Angel playing] Every day, tens of people pick up a Realm of the Elderlings book mistaking it for the start of a standalone trilogy. They don’t know who the fuck Amber is or why they should care. Where did the dragons come from? Who the hell are Fitz and the Fool and why is their reunion so erotically charged? Well they would know if any editions ever made it clear in their “also by Robin Hobb” page that the goddamn books are chronological and have an overarching plot. Please, help future and potential readers be properly devastated. Give me $5 so i can vandalize library and bookstore copies across the nation with stickers that explain the reading order

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Beloved: and I’ll dress you up as my servant and you’ll accompany me everywhere. You must be at my side at all times. We’ll wear matching outfits and I’ll order you around. Here. Take this O-ring collar and bulldog harness

Fitz: sounds straight 👍

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this post started a whole domino reaction in my head that somehow ended up......... here

sound off if you actually want one and I just might order them

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note to self: ergonomic titty mousepad of Fitz

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does anyone else remember part of Fitz's courtship with Molly at the end of Fool's Fate being "I saw your ankle once when we were 14 and got so horny I almost passed out" or was that a nightmare I had

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i just realized that by Duchies virtue naming conventions you could totally justifiably have a guy named Frank

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Patience and Lacey are everywhere for those with eyes to see

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The Three Genres of Beloved Artwork