#witty comebacks

[iconiclineenergy]

Killian: let’s just say we bury the hatchet.

Rumplestiltskin: yes, but why not in your skull? 

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[mental-mona]

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[dallaswinstons]

🌠 if you’re still doing it 😘😘

TORI HI HI HI! i associate you with winged eyeliner, those really nice collectible pins, a warm cup of tea/coffee and fluffy blankets while watching a show 

mutuals send me a 🌠 and i’ll tell you three things i associate you with

[heykav]

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[ask-ethari-anything]

Oh damn dude! That was an amazing comeback to that person. I gotta learn some wit from you someday. And possibly that tea recipie...

Wit can be the sharpest of weapons, but it’s always double edged. Use it gently and wisely and from a place of understanding. If you use it for more than a gentle reminder, perhaps another tool would serve better. 

I can dance all day with wit and play. But I shouldn’t have to, and no one else should, either.

*hands you a sachet of morning berry tea* Half the ingredients in there are Xadian, so I fear a recipe wouldn’t to you any good, love, but you can have this to try.

[wildfire-1980]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jorah Mormont/Daenerys Targaryen Characters: Jorah Mormont, Daenerys Targaryen Additional Tags: Older Man/Younger Woman, Light Angst, Fluff and Smut, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dany is queen, Jorah is alive and well, Romance, Who knows where my brain is taking this, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Drunk Jorah, Jorah has no filter, liquid courage, Off the whim marriage proposals, Libraries Summary:

For months she has ruled from the safety of the Iron Throne and for years, she has tried to deny what he truly means to her…until tonight.

[unicornships]

sorry man. xD

[imperiuswrecked]

Me when I think of a witty comeback two hours later.