#wittyness

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Hou je van #bars, #wordplay, #punchlines, #wittyness en #woordkunat volg dan het account @poeticrapjustice nu!!!!!

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JLaw and art galleries.

My ideal women would be someone like Jennifer Lawrence. I like girls who are able to outwit me. Girls who are quick on their feet. Someone who'll make me actually dig deep inside in order to come out with something witty to say. My best relationship - not the longest- but the most fun was with someone who I can just say the most random word to and she'll have something to say about it and we'll go on to banter for hours about nothing and everything. I can still remember this one time we were at the Art Gallery and we decided to create stories about people in the paintings. We made up their names, their relationships, and their flaws. We were laughing so hard we almost got kicked out. 

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Kitty lol

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Guests Don't Appreciate my Wit.

So my resort is currently undergoing some major refurbishments. And so some walkways are blocked off/ redirected. So I get asked for directions constantly.

So on my super long shift, I had the 1000th guest ask me how to get to the "other side".

And so I jumped up, and said "OH! You mean Neverland? Well take the second star to the left, and straight on till morning. You can't miss it!"

They didn't catch it. At all.

So I just looked really dumb. As we both stood there in awkwardness. And I proceeded to give them valid directions.