Its Pakistani!
Well, it is. Apparently. I wouldn’t know. Did my research, if going onto a random forum I’d never heard of before three minutes ago counts.
Notice the lush and vibrant lower thing that sorta looks like a curled baguette. Notice the sickly grey color of death and taxes that pervades the hat’s baser regions. Notice the top, which looks like a floppy disk. Notice the fact that for the record I have never actually used a floppy disk because I am not a dinosaur, and did not learn how to read, write, and change the channel until I was twenty seven. Notice that it could have been one of those stupid graduation hat thingies but instead looks like it needs ironing and a hug. Notice the complete lack of paragraph structure, and how proud this makes me that each sentence is its own story, independent of its pre and se quels. Notice that this blog post is over, chumps, come back tomorrow (read: next year) for more.