#wizard mail

[wizardsisananimal]

do wizards like rice more or less than the average mouse?

wizard animals don't particularly like rice, I am an outlier. so I would say less than the average mouse girl.

[darktaranzaaaaaaaaaaa]

You are Dark Mind’s worst son

I am Dark Mind’s only son. Patrya is a girl and Meta is an orb.

[island-delver-go]

Some sweet wizard mail came through today

[cherriiedemonz]

a bunch of wizards

[mush-dooms]

there is a line in deathly hallows where petunia sends dumbledore a letter begging to get into hogwarts and snape, being a little shit as usual, can’t understand how a muggle could possibly send a wizard a letter. so he proposes the only obvious solution to this problem, which happens to be undercover wizards working in the postal service. I cannot stop thinking about how utterly hilarious this scenario would be. like this would make sense if they were squibs but sneeze specifically said wizard. imagine spending years of your life undergoing a magical education just to end up working at the fucking muggle post office on the very unlikely chance that a muggle wants to contact a wizard. I like to imagine that this situation would happen maybe like, once every 5-10 years, and the poor fool who was cursed with this awful gig just flips his shit because he finally gets to push the wizard mail owl summoning button hidden in his desk drawer for a reason other than to see if it even still works. and you would need one of these guys at every single post office, so whenever they finally get one you know they’re all bouncing off the fucking walls. they prolly bust out the bottle of champagne they’ve been saving in case they ever lived to see this moment. i’m talking confetti canons, three-tiered cake, themed parties, the whole deal. postal wizards go hard, man.

[wizardsisananimal]

I feel it’s important for you to know that at my school wizard has become a very important figure. Tons of people have buttons for them, even when they don’t know what wizards are. There are whispers of them in the hallways. There’s wizard doodles all over the school and so many people are confused. You have created a phenomenon. It has brought theater kids, band kids, loners, and at least 1 jock together. It is wonderful. Thank you <|:^)

i'm the jock.

[wizardsisananimal]

if hypothetically speaking i could make a 3d model of your wizard and put it in a giant lenticular print would you be down for that. i convinced my class to make a wizard battle for our final and i would love to put a True Wizard in there

well i'd love to see it please report back with words and images

[wizardsisananimal]

Theoretically how would a wizard respond if I asked to pet it very respectfully

we could do anything to each other out here