Oct 30, 2024
@ominous-signs found this written on the whiteboard in the museum café.
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@ominous-signs found this written on the whiteboard in the museum café.
While browsing wikipedia user pages, I came across the most Wizard Title sounding username ever.
"'Tis I, Chris the Speller. And I am here to spell your D-O-O-M!"
I was hit by an stroke of genius earlier today, and, with Gregory as my muse, I made this.
Written in a 6th century Uncial script similar to that found in certain copies of Gregory's Historia Francorum. Ignore the purple letters, I was using a piece of scrap paper.
I feel as though @theshitpostcalligrapher may enjoy this.
Big if true.
"I asked ChatGPT-" Yeah, well I asked this ancient smiling stone face and it did nothing but laugh, laugh, laugh long into the night.
Had a quick chance to do some calligraphy on a piece of scrap paper a few days ago.
Welcome to the museum!
Had enough of spellcasting? Getting cabin fever cooped up in your tower? Need a break from the archives? Why not come on down to the Wizard Council Museum of Unnatural History.
Our collection consists of everything the Wizard Council Library and Archives didn't want or couldn't legally store, and we've got SO much of it. Everything from manuscripts to statues to ceramics to swords to robes to wands to birds to bones to fossils to glassware to ruins to portals to- *glass shattering*
HEY! GET OFF OF THAT! NO! OFF!
*more glass breaking* *running footsteps*
Sorry about that. As I was saying, we have next to everything here in the museum, all for your viewing pleasure. Each exhibit is meticulously researched and cataloged in our files, copies of which are sent to our collegues at the Wizard Council Archives for safekeeping.
At least, I think they are. They haven't been returning my letters.
Suffice to say, we have a large collection, and are always looking to expand it. Should you have a piece you'd like to donate to be displayed, please fill out all of the necessary paperwork with our acquisitions office, and they'll get back to you in 3-5 business years.
The gift shop is on level one, right by the main entrance. Bathrooms appear at random, so plan accordingly, and level 4 is currently closed for renovation. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
Thanks for stopping by, and have a great time!
Nature is healing.