#wizardofspooky

[squirrelbro]

Thats why Oedipus is a tragedy Its gives us the ability to make so many jokes But so few of them actually fully work

Right?!

The best kind of Oedipus joke would be like

Oedipus and his friends are sitting around one day and his friends start up on him like "Hey, dude, remember the time you married YOUR MOM?!"

Cause he only knew she was his mom in hindsight and that's what makes it hilarious.

And there could be a million wonderful Oedipus jokes based on hindsight but everyone who makes the Oedipus jokes is under the erroneous impression that he KNEW he was marrying and/or having sex with his mom.

LIKE IMAGINE OEDIPUS FINALLY LEARNING THAT HE MARRIED HIS MOM, AND THEN STARING INTO THE CAMERA AS LIKE "IRONSIDE" FROM KILL BILL OR "O FORTUNA" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND.

THAT SHIT'S HILARIOUS.

[gmbencompetence]

The new campaign for Monaco: What's Yours is Mine is a series of 8 missions that seem to be designed for solo play.

Each mission can only be played as a specific criminal. They are unlimited missions where the goal is to get as many gold coins and trophies as possible before you are eventually caught.

The story for the missions? The Lookout's side of the story. As Detective Voltaire encourages Lookout to sell her friends, the conversation gears to "Where did you all come from, anyway?".

In answering the question, Lookout provides 8 origin stories...

[adhdalistair]

top five favorite non-bioware game locations (For doug)

guess someone ran out of asks

Any wilderness in Skyrim, especially if there’s a waterfall

The old testing labs of Portal

That huge-ass house up the hill in Sims 3

the Pantages theater, as recreated in L.A. Noire

Any hiding spot I can find in Monaco

[jupiterjunebug]

Top 5 tattoos you want

The Arashikage symbol (I cant get it on my forearm like I want to bc I'd like to be able to wear short sleeves at my hypothetical job so I'd need to put it on my upper arm I guess it'll mimic Snake Eyes who, while not my boy Stormy, is still p cool

An interrobang on one of my hips

Yggdrasil on my back

Anti-possession tat (guess where I want THAT)

Uhhh mb a mobius strip around my leg or smth? With the right artists that could be sick

[adhdalistair]

Top 5 non companion Bioware characters

1. Sister Theochild (Dragon Age: Origins; Denerim Market District): Because nothing makes me happier while playing DA:O than hearing her replace words in the Chant of Light with food.

2. That One Guy (Mass Effect [All]): You know the guy. The guy who's been trying to return something to a store for three whole games. You have to admire his determination.

3. The Meta Guys (Dragon Age: Origins; Lake Calenhad): Because nothing makes me laugh more than meta references in-game.

4. Elder Mirriam (Dragon Age: Origins; Lothering): Because nothing touched my heart more in my first Dragon Age playthrough than this poor town leader who took the time to make sure I would have a place to stay.

5. That One Chick (Mass Effect 3; Normandy Crew Deck): There's this one bitch standing near the lunch table on the 3rd level who looks so similar to the default Shepard I have to stop and check several times to make sure it's not the same model.

Honorable mentions: Joker, Traynor, Donnelly and Daniels, Sandal and Boddan. I wasn't sure how much you separated companions and general game buddies

[jupiterjunebug]

I could see you as an ancient and very skilled vampire

hell ya id leech dry all the motherfuckers. 

carefully

without getting caught

[jupiterjunebug]

The Dragon

Oooh, am i the cool type of dragon or the type of dragon that leads the quirky miniboss squad? Ill take either one.

[adhdalistair]

You're The Lancer, you've already been sent some others I'd use

you're just trying to tell me I'm Han Solo

but yeah that actually fits pretty wwell