“Judge! They only threw a 89 kilogram rock.”

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“Judge! They only threw a 89 kilogram rock.”
So it's a card that can only be used against specific creatures types, needs a ton of sugary food to do anything, can only be used once, and can't even be played because it doesn't have flash?
This image game me a hernia.
There are many more dignified ways to raise your storm count.
Is “practically invincible” deciduous or evergreen? What about “touch of the pacifist?”
Yet another land that's totally balanced. Come on. It's legendary. It's fine.
Why are its abilities in the wrong order? Why does it say "eldrazi creature or token"? Why doesn't it define the P/T of the "eldrazi creature or token" in the second ability? Why doesn't it define X in the last ability, which doesn't even work because the copies would get sacrificed to the legend rule?
It seems like most of the worst-designed cards on MTGCS are planeswalkers.
This would still be broken even if it couldn't untap itself.