#wobster

[its-the-ratdawg]

Behold

[professorbraincocks]

Reject Wobster embrace Krill

[clownkissersinternational]

wobster

you run into wobster and hrab on a hike, what do you do?

promised this to @its-the-ratdawg

[honeygrahambitch]

[cannibaltranssexual]

hey so um hi

i don't really have anything to say

[concasutronu]

Finished.

[lesbiansaltdispenser]

somewhere under the sea-

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

One more thing. You know the Burger King Whopper Whopper song? That song but it says Wobster instead of whopper.

-mha

...well I sure didn't until now, but I gave it a listen and now am proud to present to you:

The Wobster Wobster Song (feel free to sing along, kids!)

Wobster, Wobster, Wobster, Wobster

Creepy, furry, nightmare Wobster

Steer clear of this bloodstained trotter

He'll eat your brain

Liver, spleen, intestine, or fat

Doesn't matter, he will eat that

So make sure to avoid the Wobster

Or you'll end up his prey

Watch out, he's coming your way

Too late now, you can't get away

You fool!