#woemance

[cryptid-crusader]

I would like to thank Larian Studios and whatever cosmic forces aligned to allow me to FINALLY unlock the secrets of Astarion's heart (without being a complete asshole) and witness his first romance scene on the day of my birth. Blessed, truly. 😭💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[hidingmurklins]

PUCKSTER87 SAID: 

sometimes I wonder what planet you actually reside on

The same one as you, I think. My origins, however, may remain a mystery...

[hidingmurklins]

PUCKSTER87 SAID: WE SHOULD START CALLING THEM MORNING ORGY MUFFINS!

YES THIS IS GOING TO BE A THING NOW I WILL NEVER CALL THEM ANYTHING ELSE

[hidingmurklins]

I was asked to do a thing?

Rules: 

→ Always post the rules.

→ Answer the questions you were tagged on and make 11 new ones.

→ Tag 11 new people and link them to your post

→ Let them know

Questions I was asked:

1. How do you spend the majority of your free time?

I mostly browse the internet, play with my dog, or make food.

2. What was the worst nightmare you've ever had?

I honestly can't remember. It might have been that one time when this couple kept trying to kill me, and I eventually gave up and drowned myself.

3. Would you want your favorite book turned into a movie? Why or why not?

See, I'm not sure which book is my favorite. I have this problem where I can't choose favorites. Ever. But out of the books I have read recently, I kind of want to see Omen Machine made into a movie. I would like to see just how well they recreate the machine's inner workings, and the little hedgewitch with the sewn mouth, and her familiars, and the tattoos on that man.

4. What is the first thing you notice when meeting someone new?

I always notice the eyes; their color, their size, shape, expression. The eyes are usually what either draw me in or drive me away from new people.

5. What movie title would you pick as your life story?

Because of this psychiatrist I talked to when I was in the hospital, I would like to call it Life in a Pie Tin.

6. What is the best advice you've ever recieved?

Sometimes people don't have what you need, and instead of getting frustrated and demanding they give you something they don't have, you need to recognize that they don't have it, and move on to find someone that does.

For example if you don't have the most supportive mother, find another mother figure that can give you the care and support you need. Steal your friend's mom. ;)

7. What is your least favorite kind of candy?

I don't like candy corn, because it's too sweet, and looks nothing like corn. I don't get it. I prefer sour gummy candies, especially sour cherries!

8. What is your favorite quote?

I don't know who said it, but "Nothing is worse than hell." Because it seems like you're only saying that hell is the worst thing, but it can also be interpreted to mean that there is something worse, and that is nothing. When I am going through my own personal hell, I feel like it's the worst possible thing, but then I hit a depression where I feel nothing, and my mind seems to be perpetually blank, and I feel like that is so much worse than feeling anything at all.

9. What is the best/worst pickup line you've ever heard?

"How much can I get for this?" is one of the worst pickup lines ever. As a joke one time, my friend dropped a goldfish cracker down my shirt and said that line. And I've seen people use it a lot of other times. I think it's pretty ineffective, unless you're actually selling yourself.

10. What is set as the background on your computer/device?

My computer has a default background that changes between different flowers. My phone's background is a picture of a dandelion in my backyard, with dark green grass, the old red fence, and a colorful autumn apple tree in the background.

11. 2%, 1% or skim milk?

2% is fine, but I prefer 3% Goat Milk c:

NEW QUESTIONS

1. What is your favorite type of cookie?

2. What was the last song you listened to that you really felt?

3. Write me a poem right now. It can be about anything.

4. Describe your dream job.

5. Describe your dream pet.

6. What do you do with your clean clothes?

7. Favorite childhood memory?

8. Did you have any odd 'phases' in your lifetime?

9. When was the last time you cleaned your room?

10. Favorite way to eat potatoes?

11. 3 random facts about yourself that weren't mentioned above?

[hidingmurklins]

puckster87 replied to your post: puckster87 replied to your post: What if that...

The capacity of its consciousness could decrease though. I’m not studied on arachnid nervous systems or behaviour, but I assume their “spider culture” would be far simpler and their moods more readily governed by environment and hunger.

Alright, I guess so. :)

[hidingmurklins]

puckster87 replied to your post: Sometimes when I’m bored, I stack as many oreos as...

I didn’t know there was another way to eat them besides that one. Except with cheese…

With cheese? How does that taste?