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[ceaseless-queer]

i made blinkies again

[flame-cat]

"What? No, Eiffel, we're not-"

"No? And why not? It seems like the most viable option we have right now!"

"Because that's stupid! And reckless! It's-"

"It's the best chance we have with the lowest collateral damage. Acceptable losses!"

"Acceptable-? … What?"

"I'll put it in a way you can understand- I'm using the data we already have. You guys got on fine without me when… you guys were fine. We lose you, we have no commanding officer. We lose Lovelace, we lose the most badass, strategically minded female John McClane you've ever met. We lose Hera- well, we kinda can't, because we did once and we all nearly died from exhaustion. You lose me? Well… you lose me. It just makes sense."

"… Eiffel… that has got to be the stupidest thing you've ever said. Acceptable losses? Are you kidding me? 'You got on fine without me?' No, we didn't! It was horrible! We were falling apart without you! Don't you dare assume you can just- just throw yourself away because you think we don't care! I already lost you once, Doug, I refuse to do it again!"

There is a long, tense silence while that sinks in.

"… So…" Maxwell clears her throat from behind the DM screen. "I think that's enough for one night. How about we hand out experience points next session?"

[queenofthecommunistcannibals]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Citizens of the End of the World

Chapter 13 “Aimee Watson & Carlton Crick; Presumed Dead”

Rating: T (violence, explosions, hostage situations, guns)

Characters: Alana Maxwell, Daniel Jacobi

Summary: “"How did we get out of China?“ “The Bible. We pretended to be missionaries.” Here’s what happened when Jacobi and Maxwell were on that fateful Chinese mission.

Plus, Jacobi the teacher’s pet, the cool explode-y part, Jacobi’s extremely awkward phase, Willie Pete, poking the bear, a chicken truck, a near-duck experience, the second-worst coffee, Marie Antoinette, being a jackass hurts, and awkwardly tonguing sauropods.”

Notes: Cliffhanger DON DON DOOOOOON!!! (still proud of the action scenes and the SI-5 trash children continue to be badass) 

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