#wolfcula

[askvladdraculatepes]

Wolf Dracula! If it is okay with you, I would like to groom you. Your coat is a bit…out of sorts, and I half a lovely strawberry shampoo that could do wonders for your fur! And it looks like there is some matting on you neck area, I hope it doesn’t pull and hurt :(

"You keep your strawberry-scented shampoo away from my fur, I do not wish to degrade myself by making myself smell so sickly sweet. However, I am not opposed to a regular bath, nor would I mind you tending to the mats in my neck. I must confess...They have been getting rather uncomfortable, but in this form I lack the opposable thumbs and flexible shoulderblades to handle them myself."

[askvladdraculatepes]

Wolf Dracula, how often people tell you are a good boy?

"Often enough. If they start saying it even more I worry my reputation will suffer from it. I am still a very dangerous beast, not one to be pet or coddled. But I am a good boy, in the sense that I will dutifully slay and feast upon my enemies and the enemies of my allies and companions. Like a good wolf would."

[askvladdraculatepes]

Wolf!Dracula is receiving head pats and scritches behind the ears. This is non-negotiable.

"I accept this fate. But only if it is supplemented with snacks, preferaby something human. It's best to keep my mouth occupied if you wish to touch me and keep your hand, after all. I get peckish quite easily in this form.~"

[askvladdraculatepes]

would it be rude to ask if I could possibly pet you in your wolf form? ive been interested in wolves ever since i was young and havea lways wanted to get close to one. 👉👈

"Very well, if you insist. I normally don't let strangers, let alone mortals do this, but I'm willing to make an exception this time. Go on, you may touch my fur, but be gentle. Even a vampire as strong as me does not enjoy getting his fur pulled."

[askvladdraculatepes]

I say we make 'be wolf Dracula's chew toy' the new punishment for anyone who is a jerk. Who's with me?!

"I am. But I suspect I might be somewhat biased regarding this. Still, I'm sure my opinion holds plenty of weight in this situation regardless. I for one am in support of letting me gnaw on some bones and drink as much blood as I want whenever someone steps out of line."

[askvladdraculatepes]

I'm - so now wolf Dracula has become godfather. Err, it's ok, Dracula, give it a few centuries and you'll probably know the reference. Anyways! Treats... I can grab you something good to eat as long as you go to this one person I had in mind. See, he underpaid me. I don't need him dead... Yet. But he should know better than to underpay me for my hard work! Roughen him up a little, make him learn not to mess with the likes of me. Well, us, cause now you're involved.

"I cannot promise he will still be alive by the time I am finished with him. At the very least, I will ensure he'll be detached from one if not more of his limbs. Have your reward for me at the ready, and I will deliver results. You have my word."

[askvladdraculatepes]

Who Is a good dog yes you are yes you are

Wolf Dracula 🐶🐶🐶🐶

If you Roll over I will give you treat

Go feach the stick

"Enough! How dare you treat me like some insulent pet?! I am not some hound that exists for your entertainment, you foolish mortal! ...Please do throw the stick though, and I would like a treat. But not because I enjoy it or anything. It- It's out of principle, that's all. But I won't roll over, I won't lower myself to such a level of lacking dignity."

[askvladdraculatepes]

Bad wolf Dracula. Do not eat humans.

"And why not? Give me one reason why I shouldn't. And no, 'it's wrong' does not count. If I'm hungry, don't I deserve to hunt the prey of my choice?"