Dear thunderbird two, who art on Tracy island, hallowed be thy exosuit, unofficial patron saint of PPE. I ask you to bless my new steelies, so that my tootsies will not get shredded by my new booties?
Dear womble1
What excellent footwear! I recommend steelies in all scenarios. Even when walking round a house on a tropical island. You just never know when they will come in handy.
I've never thought of blessing my own footwear, but I'm very happy to bless yours if you think it will help.
"May these boots carry you on many projects, so that you may enjoy a blister free existence on sites that need steelies. May you reach the comfort level that you forget to take them off if you so desire.
May they offer suitable support that you can conduct any required rescues, such as rescuing the handwritten notes somebody left on the building site and now must have. May they also look suitably menacing, so that person who has changed their mind for the third time looks at the steelies and thinks no, this way is fine."
Just in case my unofficial patron saint blessing does not work, I also recommend breaking them in and socks.
Virgil 💚