#won't elaborate

[luminarytex]

TAADAAAAAAAA

[weaver-z]

Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners

[the-timewatcher]

those walls outside sure are kabedonable this time of year, huh?

[silent-stories]

closing a fan page because the band is too famous now and you can’t chitchat with them or sumerian anymore is crazy lol

[bluthethriving]

The day I learned one of the most important lessons. She came home and said "what have you ever done for me and what do you do for me".

A year prior I was working and a coworker said,"what does she do for you other than cause you stress and problems". She asked,what does she even give you on an emotional level. I replied , she does nothing but she makes me feel good as a person.

Now those words are no longer true and no longer carry value. Just saying, stay woke people.

[murphyinterlude]

When I'm sure that Murphy is NOT into having his neck squeezed in any situation but I just can't prove it

That man HATES having anything around his neck I swear to you guys

[not-sal]

tuesdays are the new mondays

[bubaboos]

i'm so angry.