eating oranges slices and being tormented by your boyfriend, a memoir by jeon wonwoo
“Wonwoo!” a familiar voice chirped.
Wonwoo, who currently was lying on the floor after a very tiring practice session (thanks Soonyoung), shouted in response “What?” while looking over at his boyfriend.
Jeonghan grinned in response and waved his hand holding a piece of fruit “You hungry?”. Wonwoo immediately detected the jolly tone in Jeonghan’s voice, usually reserved for teasing his dongsaengs and narrowed his eyes at the elder.
“Sure.” he said, reaching for a piece.
“Ah-ah!” Jeonghan chided, “Let me.”
Wonwoo rolled his eyes. Jeonghan was notorious for teasing the younger members and Wonwoo was never an exception however, what he hadn’t accounted for when Jeonghan finally asked him to be his boyfriend was that he would receive the brunt of the teasing. Wonwoo tried to keep a straight face but Jeonghan’s light giggles began to fill the room and Wonwoo felt the corners of his mouth turn up.
“Hyung.” the youngest sighed, he could see Minghao’s shit-eating grin from where the younger was sat with Chan and he knew he wouldn’t be able to escape their relentless teasing if he caved. But Jeonghan was true evil disguised in a very handsome body, Wonwoo thought to himself, and he wouldn’t give in. He began to pout at the younger and Wonwoo felt his heart stop; it wasn’t fair, how can a grown man be so cute?
“Wonwoo-ah!” Jeonghan whined, “let me feed you! Please baby?”. That was it. Wonwoo’s resolve began to crumble at the pet name. The pet name Jeonghan had given Wonwoo after a mere two days of dating, the pet name that had caused poor Wonwoo to turn bright red and start stuttering the first time Jeonghan used it. Wonwoo liked to believe he was strong-willed but just hearing the name, so soft and gentle, from Jeonghan’s angelic voice could make him fall to his knees and be at the man’s command. His eyes darted around the room and he saw Seungkwan sniggering while Jihoon fought back a smirk. He was doomed.
“Fine!” he exclaimed, trying to ignore the bright smile on Jeonghan’s face.
Jeonghan sat next to his boyfriend and cooed “Open wide!”, delighting in the eye roll and grumble he got in return; his boyfriend was just a big grumpy baby at times. Complacently Wonwoo opened his mouth, and Jeonghan fought back a remark about him looking like a baby chick, and placed an orange slice in his mouth. Unable to stop teasing his poor boyfriend, he closed Wonwoo’s mouth for him and told him “Now chew.”, not sounding dissimilar to a parent feeding their child. He noted the dusty pink hue on his boyfriend’s cheeks as he complied and he simply couldn’t stop himself, pinching his cheeks he squealed “So cute! My Wonwoo’s too cute.”.
That was it for Wonwoo, swallowing the last of the orange he hid his face in Jeonghan’s shoulder and let out what Jeonghan could only describe as the cutest whine he’s ever heard. “Please stop!”. Jeonghan giggled and buried his nose in his boyfriend’s silvery purple hair, which had caused him to promptly lose his shit when he saw it for the first time (“You look like a prince!” he had exclaimed, to both Wonwoo’s delight and distain).
“I love you baby.” he whispered, ignoring the other members’ fake retches and catcalls.
“Dickhead.” Wonwoo grumbled in response.