#woolie

[niccymarten]

what could PAWSSIBLY go wrong???? 🐾

[dezertvideogames]

Alright I know tumblr doesn't have the most video game savvy community, but I think a lot on this website would be unironically mad interested in hearing this wild video game news

Particularly the fact that a fat fetish fighting game has gained popularity all due to protest against Saudi Arabia

Meet Crushing Force

Now you're probably wondering how, why, and what

A popular fighting game Youtube and streamer named WoolieVersus has been outraged like many others about Saudi Arabian companies, specifically PIF, buying up all the most popular fighting games by buying EVO, warner bros, EA, and several others.

On top of already purchasing these companies and stealing these games away from their original creators, they are now hosting international tournaments in Saudi Arabia.

To protest this WoolieVersus and other fighting game streamers/youtubers have start playing the nichest fighting games they can find, discovering and inventing new tech and all, and giving eyes onto all kinds of lesser known games.

It just happened that one of these games was the furry fat fetish fighting game, Crushing Force.

Then people started to unironically like it because the mechanics were pretty good and balanced.

And if you thought I was kidding

Anyway, I just wanted tumblr to know about this, because it's so unironically hilarious

Anyway @were--ralph

[3amfanfiction]

ghost johnny is diabolical

trying to bargain with him so you can pull your shirt back down and in a fit of desperation you tell him you’ll leave your bra off

he seems to back off and you readjust your shirt before carrying on with your evening, only to feel the temperature in the room to drop significantly after your guests arrive

suddenly your nipples are rock hard once again and he’s splashing a glass of water over your (now see through) white tshirt, and you have to play it off as being clumsy in front of all your guests 🌝

Yeeesssss you are cooking woolie

He starts whispering in your ear while you’re sat at the table. All of the filthy things he’s realized he can do to with you. How he might start before your guests can leave, give them a bit of a show

So you start ushering them out, making something up about feeling sick, so sorry, next time at one of the others’ house, see you then.

You collapse back against the front door, exhausted. That’s when you see him for the first time. This big burly man who had biceps wider than your head who looked like he could carry you for days. He grins charmingly at you before stepping close and you feel the weight of him press against you, pinning you in place.

“Well, if it isn’t the little thief who stole my home,” says the voice that has been purring in your ear all evening.

You can’t do more than than think oh shit

Part three

[aswangpiss]

"but hameln tricked him" idc he was still very complicit in torturing rebecca whether he was directly responsible or not

i think amanda should've been meaner to woolie

[cheddar-baby]

[thatlenguy]

look at me, drawing awesome ladies AND awesome giant snakes? My twelve year old self would be so proud of me.

[tomscottnumber]

New account looks fun! Now to start you off with something a bit more niche: WoolieVs.

WoolieVersus has a Tom Scott number of 3 2.

Thanks to @saucedlx for the correction!

(Clarification below)

In Woolie Ruins My Charity Stream, Dan Olson from Folding Ideas joins a voicecall with WoolieVersus. This happens at the 56:45 timestamp. Video linked below.

[rt-squish]

Ah yes, Woolie went to the jam factory for his birthday.

(The idea came from a C64 game, I'm not kidding...)