Slowly pushes a decently sized plate of rasins on the table towards you. Normal rasins. Then uses a ruler to push them further, since my arm isn't that long.
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Do you always make such a fool of yourself?

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Slowly pushes a decently sized plate of rasins on the table towards you. Normal rasins. Then uses a ruler to push them further, since my arm isn't that long.
...
Do you always make such a fool of yourself?
Would you rather have one gold coin... or two gold coins.
“…”
“It depends on their legitimacy, then.”
“In that case, would you rather have two fake coins?”
can you do a flip for me ^_________^
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weh!
do another flip
I beg your pardon?
Say, thine humble court painter wishes to portray thee consuming sweet delicacies. Chocolate or strawberry cake, sire? Perhaps something tad more... personalized?
dontsayyoudontlikesweets,weallknowyoustilldo (^∇^)ノ♪
A new painting? I have not requested one...
But if the choice of pastry is what concerns you, then do settle with a pavlova topped with cream and plenty of fresh fruit.
I may indeed no longer indulge in pavlova and cream, but the fruit alone is always welcome in my diet.