Mar 2, 2023
Baahir: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Asahi: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Baahir: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Baahir, entering the room: I burned myself.
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Baahir: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Asahi: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Baahir: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Baahir, entering the room: I burned myself.
Baahir: You know what I’ve realized?
Asahi: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Baahir: Nice try, anyways--
Baahir: Asahi likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
Asahi: I couldn't do this without you, Baahir.
Baahir: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
Asahi: Baahir, why are you crying?
Baahir: This book is so sad!!
Asahi, picking it up: But this is my diary--
Baahir, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Asahi, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
Asahi: What's gone wrong, Baahir?
Baahir: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Asahi: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Baahir: Well...there’s a crisis.
Baahir: Here you go, Asahi, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Asahi: It's cold.
Baahir: A nice cup of coffee.
Asahi: It...is not the best cup you've made.
Baahir: Cup of coffee.
Asahi: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Baahir: C U P.