Muggle!Au where Voldy is Harry's beloved weird Eldritch horror looking cat(everyone's concerned and slightly scared but harry loves the weird fucking thing of a feline). ¡Might be mischaracterized!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Draco, looking at Harry's background in a zoom meeting: pottah...pottah what is that behind you??
Harry, unaware of everyone's impending confusion: hm? Oh that's my new rescue cat, Voldy! He's a little old so he probably won't do much, don't worry about him :)
Voldemort, scooting around Harry's kitchen counters as if he had no legs like an Eldritch being, with blue skin and no fur:
Draco(and everyone else in the zoom meeting): ...
Harry, thinking everyone's silence is worry for Voldemort: don't worry about him guys! He's fine, he knows his way around the house! :)
Ron: harry....why the fuck is he blue???
(here's the photo for ref/imagination if you can't imagine cat!Voldy)