Okay, class. Because I seemed to have accidentally eaten the banana that was supposed to be used for a demonstration and I’m too lazy to get another banana.. I have decided to use something that is similar in length and girth! THIS is a watermelon! Now let’s see here.. [hold the condom wrapper in his hands] Where are the directions..?
[a recording is left in Cloud’s spot]
Now.. If you’re a boy and your partner is a boy.. There will be two wonklebottles. And well.. First you have to prepare your partner. That’s very important. Because if you don’t and you go too hard your partner might need to be carried around like a baby or something.
SOO.. You use this wet slippery stuff to do it and you have to do it thoroughly! [wet squishy sounds are heard]
After that, you insert your ripplywonder into their backseat and stuff! It’s fun! You should try it out sometimes!
[the recording ends abruptly]
((lesson learned: DO NOT LET ME RP CRACK OKAY))