#voidgeared

[aoilune]

voidgeared heeft op je bericht gereageerd: When boredom strikes, Isa usually has to choose...

Given that Vanitas has no concept of eating (and to be quite frank his only experience with eating was… bad) he just watches you silently. Maybe even judgingly, but that’s hard to tell because he’s far away.

It takes a while before Isa gets the quite annoying feeling of being watched once again. He looks around until his eyes land on Vanitas, and he stares back quietly trying to read his face and failing.

Then an idea pops to mind. Isa takes a cupcake, and slowly, brings it to his mouth. He bites down on it, maintaining eye contact. Ha. Ha ha. Payback is sweet.

[goldenweapon-blog]

Okay, class. Because I seemed to have accidentally eaten the banana that was supposed to be used for a demonstration and I’m too lazy to get another banana.. I have decided to use something that is similar in length and girth! THIS is a watermelon! Now let’s see here.. [hold the condom wrapper in his hands] Where are the directions..?

[a recording is left in Cloud’s spot]

Now.. If you’re a boy and your partner is a boy.. There will be two wonklebottles. And well.. First you have to prepare your partner. That’s very important. Because if you don’t and you go too hard your partner might need to be carried around like a baby or something. 

SOO.. You use this wet slippery stuff to do it and you have to do it thoroughly! [wet squishy sounds are heard]

After that, you insert your ripplywonder into their backseat and stuff! It’s fun! You should try it out sometimes!

[the recording ends abruptly]

((lesson learned: DO NOT LET ME RP CRACK OKAY))

[goldenweapon-blog]

honorablecommander replied to your post: [[Okay kids. The first thing you need to know about doing IT (boy/girl) is that there are dinklepopsicles involved and you put your wrinklybroom inside her hole-that-stretches-forever. Uhh.. Then you.. kind of.. pull it back and put it in again? Yeah! That’s what you do! And you keep doing that too! Also, if you don’t want to have babies, be sure to use one of the wrappythingies. You have to cover your tinglewand with it.]]

((ZACK’S STILL LAUGHING AND GEAL IS VERY CONCERNED GOOD JOB CLOUD))

voidgeared replied to your post: clockworkpawn replied to your post: ...

((HTE CREWS ALL IN ITNME FOR LCOUDS SEX ED))

((SCREW YYOU ZACK AND GEALLLL, CLOUD LOVES YOU, HE KNOWS BETTER NOW

I MIGHT GO AND DIG UP THE OTHER PARTS OF IT UNLESS YOU TWO HAVE THOSE AS WELL))

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clockworkpawn replied to your post: honorablecommander replied to your post: cloud...

but wongnipple is golden. just like the weapon))

voidgeared replied to your post: honorablecommander replied to your post: cloud...

((WE WERE DISCUSSING CLOUDS SEX ED LIKE 2 DAYS AGO ON SKYPE IM LAHGING AT WONGNIPPEL))

honorablecommander replied to your post: honorablecommander replied to your post: cloud...

((cloudanese brings the gang back together))

wordlessbreeze replied to your post: [[Okay kids. The first thing you need to know about doing IT (boy/girl) is that there are dinklepopsicles involved and you put your wrinklybroom inside her hole-that-stretches-forever. Uhh.. Then you.. kind of.. pull it back and put it in again? Yeah! That’s what you do! And you keep doing that too! Also, if you don’t want to have babies, be sure to use one of the wrappythingies. You have to cover your tinglewand with it.]]

[[;) youre welcome]]

voidgeared replied to your post: [[Okay kids. The first thing you need to know about doing IT (boy/girl) is that there are dinklepopsicles involved and you put your wrinklybroom inside her hole-that-stretches-forever. Uhh.. Then you.. kind of.. pull it back and put it in again? Yeah! That’s what you do! And you keep doing that too! Also, if you don’t want to have babies, be sure to use one of the wrappythingies. You have to cover your tinglewand with it.]]

I TILD U))

((THIS IS IT THE WHOLE GANG; WE HAVE REGATHERED ON THIS DAY FOR CLOUD'S SEX -ED. DON'T LET HIM TEACH IT))

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voidgeared replied to your post: ((i’m at work on aunt’s laptop shhh, i’m suppose...

((I was gonna say GO WORK but then i brought up poohades in the chat andn dim lauhguinkg so arhd sororoy))

((NICCI OH MY GID POHHADES WHY and trust me i am working and it;s so borinngggg))

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((i cant see any more tea i never drink it unless im sick. thanks based me. (i might have caught it on public transport or at school people arent really all thta careful when ur short n playing ds on the train„„ ahhhh„„, i really hope you feel be

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tter soon wtf thanks tumblr.com for reply limit))

//Thank you, and I hope you feel better soon too. :') 

Yeah, they need to remove reply limit.

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((i caught something and the only thing i managed is not hearing anything rn and spilling tea everywhere becuase my balance more like non-existnent RIGHT WHEN THE FIRST TEST PERIOD OF THE SCHOOL YEAR STARTS THANKS BASED BODY))

//*WHEEZES* BUT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN OUTSIDE MUCH??? SO LIKE, I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS WHERE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN SICK FROM?? But yeah, I started feeling a little feverish and maybe I am overworking myself with the dogs because my mom isn't home to take care of the animals, so I gotta do it. I have a general dislike for tea, though, and I know my mom is going to try to make me drink tea when she gets home. I should have tried to lay down earlier when I had the chance.

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voidgeared replied to your post: "Mun doesn’t feel good, so I’ll be right back…"

((i wish youre not actually catching something tho!! uwu)

//I really hope I'm not D;