#work is rough

[honeyforbees]

CHRYSANTHEMUM HAIR - By @raenef

[melodramaticfemme]

roll me a joint rn gOD

[catkllr-pussylvr]

My boss is DICKRIDING AI, he uses it for everything i swear to go i can see his critical thinking slipping away a little more every day

[sholangagaga]

Idea 1: Vanessa quits her job

This idea is based on my interpretation that the Vanessa we see in Security Breach isn't really her; it's Vanny controlling her. Vanessa's consciousness is there, but all that she can do is just watch, like viewing your own life through an old television.

So after the 3-star ending, Vanessa would be left with a job that requires skills that "she" technically never had. She can't just pull up Vannys memories (which i have her being able to do because extra pain :D) because there are no memories of how to do that job, a final "f*ck you :D" to Vanessa from Vanny before she left.

(I feel this needs a bit more of an explanation. Vanny had an instinctive knowledge of how to use any electronic device, courtesy of Glitchtrap/Afton. This meant that she never had to read any instructions for any of the surveilance equipment that she used on the job. She also never looked down at keyboards when she typed the passwords needed to access the security computers sinceVanny had all the passwords to herself. All this means is that when Vanessa looks back at these memories, they are effectively useless.)

So now all Vanessa has left are her own memories of watching herself push random buttons that do random things. It would be like trying to learn how to fly a plane solely by watching someone else do it.

Vanessa also realizes that she'd have to still assist lost children after hours, a thought that truly scares her. It's not because she doesn't like children, no. In fact, I believe Vanessa used to work really well with children due to her former position as a video game tester/coder. This might not make much sense, but is elaborated upon in idea 2.

It is also stated in the game in one of the logs that you can find that she was not recommended for a position as a security guard, so it just makes sense for her to leave afer being freed.

So she would put in her 2 weeks notice, but not before working out some special deal with the plex that allows her and Greg the gremlin of chaos to visit the pizzaplex whenever they want and for any length of time.

As for what job she would try to go back to? It would be her old job of beta testing and coding. She was evidently very good at it based on those cut AR emails. It might sound like tempting fate, but I think that Vanessa would be a heck of a lot more careful this time if she was put back on the VR project. That assumes that the project is still even active.

That way she can make sure that what happened to her, never happens to anyone again.

Yeah that tracks, but the reason why Vanny is so good with electronics is because she's a beta tester/programmer (Remember, Vanny was the one who was testing and working on the game in Help Wanted. While Glitchtrap definitely helped after the fact, her skillset was pretty legit even before that point)

At the same time, that kinda blows a hole in the whole Vanessa/Vanny thing too since if theyre the same person, Vanessa's memories would still be Vanny's memories, its just her time as an Afton puppet would be the stuff she isnt in control in, which is a head scratcher all in its own

but all in all, I like it!

9.3/10

[filling-her-slowly2]

This day is really kicking my ass. Send help 😕

[thatdamnokie]

i have absolute NOT been on top of christmas stuff this year, y’all will get your gifts when you get them, those packages are in the lord’s hands as soon as i hit ‘place order’ or hand them to an underpaid postal worker so good luck everybody i guess

[theguildedtypewriter]

Reality:

Boss- "You went over a few minutes on your break." Me- "I'm sorry. Won't happen again."

Dream:

Boss- "You went over a few minutes on your break." Me- "You know I read that employees are less likely to perform well when their boss is overly demanding."

Boss- "Where did you read that?" Me- "Go fuck yourself magazine. That's where."

[preussischekrahen]

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