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might as well be jilling off to a glossary the way im coming to terms
Autumn Hill left a Prairieland ICE facility protest before it turned violent. She was still sentenced to 50 years as part of Trump's war on
They're sending a trans woman to prison for life over the fact that she attended an anti-ICE protest where a cop died (she had already left the protest when the 'violence' started)
throughout the late 2000s and early 2010s, our generation was inundated with aave. it eclipsed lolcat as the "funny way to talk." ain't nobody got time fo dat turns into dat boi o shit waddup. this is blatantly not an "aracial" or "gen z" way to talk. it IS black english. not to mention the amount of black reaction images!!
WHY, specifically, is it black peoples' facial expressions that are seen as just so comical or exaggerated? analyze the history of this nation's comedy and tell me why you might be predisposed to thinking of black peoples' faces as just, "more emotive" or exaggeratedly funny than a white or nonblack person's
and throughout those years, 00s-10s, many black bloggers -- victims of the mass staff-led purge (under the cover of them being 'russian' while reichblr still exists) -- they DID tell us it was a problem, DID try to educate people who freak out at the insinuation of 'being racist,' DID argue, DID point out the duplicity and the appropriation and the gross equivalence of african american slang with unintelligence, goofiness, etc. and they were ignored, abused, cancelled, chased off, until being eventually mass deleted by our racist transmisogynistic staff.
we didn't do enough, and the generation after us gen z "kids" didn't stop the trend. using the '-ahh' suffix. rizz. no cap. ate. delulu. it's giving. it's serving. crash out. lock in. aura. tea. main character. bruh. slay. real. keep it 100.
all of the following images are or were popular reaction images! what do they all have in common?
it feels like the effort to categorize slang as AAVE and not 'gen z' or 'gen alpha' slang has really petered out. it feels like we stopped talking about digital blackface in an era where the administration is posting ai-generated videos of black women who speak and act like exaggerated stereotypes and it frustrates me because we all have a responsibility to understand our generation's role in normalizing this type of racist shit for kids today. this needs to be addressed!
Black people will never stop talking about this, but when we are on sites such as Tumblr, where so many of the white people feel that not only are they not racist, but that calling their racist behavior racist is emotional warfare on them, they will make sure to keep Black voices as silenced as possible.
Also, a lot of the Black people who got deleted or run off of the site weren't even accused of any type of Russian anything. A lot of them were just run the fuck off by the white Tumblr base on harassment shit.
I think there's a bit of disagreement about whether drag is a joke about femininity in general or transfemininity in particular. It's hard to interrogate the motives of performers who in any case would deny that they are mocking anyone at all, but all the same I think it's easy enough to work out: just ask groups of queer cis men, transmascs, queer cis women, and transfems how they feel about drag and see what the pattern is. Honestly, we don't even need to do that because I think we all already know that transfems have a comparatively very high rate of objection to drag while other queer groups strongly support it. If cis women generally think it's fine and trans women generally don't, that tells you something about who is materially the butt of the joke, doesn't it?
It's an issue complicated by its own history. In Britain at least, modern day drag performers come in a direct line of descent from characters like the Nurse in Romeo and Juliet, that is, a comic relief female character written for a male actor at a time when it was literally illegal for women to perform on stage. I think it's fair to say that characters like that are straight-up misogynstic appropriation. Banning a whole group from performing, then getting the audience to laugh at a man performing a comic caricature of that group, is just misogyny plain and simple. But cultures evolve over time and it isn't the 16th Century any more.
One of the biggest influences on modern-day drag in Britain comes from the USA. First, the popularity of minstrelsy as a crude racist caricature of Blackness performed by white actors in blackface, which was incredibly popular. Over time, the art form was subverted by increasing numbers of Black performers (often touring Britain from the Reconstruction era US) taking on these roles, although the fact that their managers were still overwhelmingly white was obviously a major issue. And then there was the Cakewalk, a dance that evolved on plantations in the Southern US in which Black people mocked the mannerisms of the white people who had enslaved them, which also really took off in Britain in the early 20th Century. (I am of course only covering this from the perspective of its influence in Britain, the history might be quite different in the US itself).
So you have this explicitly misogynstic artform that is influenced by a different, racist downward-punching artform (minstrelsy), then by the subversion of that artform by the targets of the mockery taking on the role of the performer, and then finally by an upward-punching mockery that turns the oppressive nature of minstrelsy on its head. It was inversion upon inversion, satire upon satire, to the point where these performances became meta-performances about the nature of performance itself.
Modern-day drag in Britain came out of the context of this history that played out in parallel on the Music Hall and Variety stage, and led us to a world where the tension between the identities of performer and character is The Point. It is no longer simply, "haha, this is what women are like 🤣" but rather the insincerity of the performance is the performance. Drag is a joke about costume and mannerism as ephemeral - the played-up sense of "I am still just a man under all this" is why people find it funny.
In a world where barriers to cis women performing on stage have been largely lifted, a joke whose point is "look, I'm a woman!" just isn't interesting, even right-wing comedians have to work a bit harder than that these days. But we still live in a world where huge barriers to trans women performing on stage do exist, so a joke saying "look, I'm a [T-slur]!" does still make audiences laugh, and in fact increasingly so as those barriers seem to get higher over time.
I guess this brings us to the one case where drag isn't downward-punching which is when the performer is herself a trans woman. I don't see any problem with this really, it seems the only way that drag can subvert itself, which is always essential to the non-stagnation of any artform. I would, though, like to see more examples of transfem drag performers punching up, flipping drag on its head, perhaps even mocking cis women from below like some kind of anti-Shakespeare. I somehow don't think the wider queer community would like it so much though.
cinephile really is like. the worst word for what it’s trying to describe bc it does literally just sound like a person that has jerks off to film tapes
when gods honest truth is that im fuckin the tapes!
you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
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thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much
shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor
me: 🧍🏽♂️
my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously
“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.
“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️
HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!
thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut
there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates
coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them
Because Tumblr is very English speaking and some ppl like France a little too much I just want to remind you of a few things:
- France abolished the Code Noir 2 months ago. That law project that said hey you can enslave, mutilate, kill, cross breed, etc. black people at will bc they're not people they're property ? Yeah. Abolished 2 months ago. We are in July 2026.
- the last human zoo closed its doors in 1994 in France due to social pressure. Not bc they were running out of business, no. Ppl still visited that place until it closed its doors. No, it was bc (black) French people were fed up. That human zoo was specialized in displaying black (presumed Congolese) people in fake huts in enclosures, for white entertainment.
- now while this might no longer be the case, when I was growing up, I went to a French school (as in. It was an international French School w the French flag n all) and the way we were taught French geography was that France has the biggest and largest access to the sea in the world. And they'd show us a map of France and its colonies around the world. It's all occupied indigenous lands. I don't know if they still teach that. I hope not. But they absolutely did until I graduated high school in 2017. Again, I write this on July 21st 2026, for the record.
Anyways that's all I have for now. Y'all don't hate France enough. Y'all need to hate France more.
touches U in a very weird but non sexual way
From the Quotes section of Office Space (1999) as of 11/12/25
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