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here's the thing about complaining, as someone who bitches when under stress:

don't do it at work

if you do, don't do it to your coworkers (without an ok)

if you do, don't do it in a written format

if you do, don't do it in a work-related email or group chat

if you do, don't complain about anyone with enough detail you can match it to a coworker or guest

if you do, may your boss give to you the same grace you've given your coworkers and guests

#my post #thinking about my dipshit co-workers that keep putting their foot in their mouth straight through to their ass-#-every fucking time something happens with a co-worker.#like you mother fuckers don't know why that person is calling off. why is your first response to bitch about it in the work chat.#you are all so fucking stupid and I hope none of you get fired for this dipshittery because you will deserve it.#work it light #motherfuckers couldn't even take it to a private group chat they had to put it in the same group chat that mother fucker was in #why are all of you so blindly judgmental and thoughtless I swear to fucking God we're all supposed to have graduated high school.#I don't even get put in the group chat anymore. I find out how often these motherfuckers are bitching from the people getting bitched about.#if I wasn't committed to minding my own fucking business and not potentially getting fired I would chew their asses out #world's most dumbass unprofessional conduct from my fucking co-workers some days #What the fuck is everyone's problem (/is aware but severely judging their actions)

Ok so, I've decided to set rules for myself because I'm a dumbass a simple fuck who lives by the path of least resistance.

I currently have no bedtime and a hard limit of two monsters a day, and if left unhindered I will stay up until 6:00 in the morning and chug two monsters to get through the day. Currently this is a horrendous way to live; my alarm start going off at 1:00 p.m. and I have to be out of the door by 2:00, and I have gotten to a level of sleep deprivation where I start to feel mild vertigo whenever I lay down.

(Nevermind the fact that 2 monsters a day costs way too much to sustain and whatever the fuck it's doing to my heart at this rate. If I had a dollar, yaknow.)

So the new rules are:

If I want to get a second can of Monster I have to be off the computer and in bed by my bedtime; on a normal day this is 3:00 optimistically and 4:00 as a hard limit.

If I am on the computer past that I can only have one can of Monster.

If I am on my phone for more than 30 minutes once I get in bed I can only have an extra half a can.

Considering my brain abides by restrictions pretty well (this is how I've made it to 25), the theory is this will actually work out nicely. In practice however, today has turned out too chaotic, and I do need the extra caffeine boost.

So I have added a new rule:

If I absolutely must have a second round of caffeine, I have to find the nastiest flavor of 5-Hour Energy shot and slam it immediately.

All of this is to say I just skipped over to a gas station during my break and slammed a watermelon shot cause I went to bed at 5:30 last night 🤘✌️

#my post #'why watermelon?' because if it's not candy it always tastes a little bit rancid. like something went wrong.#it was gonna be that or the original sawdust flavor.#and it's the shots cause they taste like ASS. so it's either the shot or a redbull.#if it turns out the 5-hour shot isn't a deterrant i will switch to redbulls as a penalty. it SPECIFICALLY has to be something i hate.#if it's something my brain can out-tolerate then it's not enough of a deterrant and my brain will bite the cost. so I'm making do.#work it light

me: hi I would like my W2 please

me: I was told I could get a digital copy so I would like to get the link to that

me: the link that I get sent every year, you know the one.

gmail: OK here's the email with the link

link: doesn't work

Chrome: yeah no this shit's BROKEN broken (HTTP 500 error)

me, realizing I have to go to WORK to download it AGAIN (second year of this shit): great.

work: hiiiii here's a link that actually works <3

me: cool, lemme just-

Gmail: admin banned access to gmail sorry lmao

me:

me, asking the nearest team leader: what do

team lead: guess you just gotta print it off

me:

me, who literally chose the paperless ONLINE option so I wouldn't have to fuck around with paper copies of my tax materials:

#my post #bad vibes #work it light #what the FUCK DID I PICK THE FUCKING PAPERLESS OPTION FOR THEN. WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT #WHAT IS THE POINT IF YOUR SHIT. DOESN’T. FUCKING. WORK.#FIX YOUR SHIT TARGET I AM NOT FUCKING ASKING ANYMORE #THIS IS THE SECOND FUCKING YEAR IN A ROW YOUR SHIT HAS BEEN BROKEN. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL #AND I NEED THIS FUCKING MONEY.

me: oh i don't know if I'm actually autistic, I mean i don't really have a routine or set schedule I follow

also me: whAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT DOING CARTS TODAY. I AM LABELLED FOR A FRONT OF STORE ATTENDANT SHIFT. THAT IS A CART SHIFT, NOT A LANES SHIFT- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF PUTTING ME ON A CART SHIFT IF I'M JUST GOING TO BE ON A LANE ALL FUCKING DAY??? WHO WROTE THIS SCHEDULE I'M GOING TO FUCKING BITE SOMEONE

#my post #bad vibes #work it light #anyways i have been slowly going feral all fucking day because i don't get outside time and I didn't get enough sleep.

Emile / Jae, adult dumbass American. Nonbinary asexual ???romantic / self-described queer.

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#today i give you free serotonin #my post #work it light #this is NORMALLY a foaming sanitizer but someone changed what they refilled it with i guess!#smells like a top-tier sanitizer when you actualylly rub it but otherwise im kinda skeptical of what tier it is #texture's wrong

I love having just enough passing knowledge from the internet to know when someone's making a reference. It's the peace of mind of not being so in-depth aware of shit but still feeling involved and intelligent.

#my post #work it light #saw like three people in DSMP costumes walk through the lanes and the main reason i called it was cause one of them was technoblade #pretty sure the other two were George and Ranboo if i recall the characters correctly #but yeah the red cloak was a dead give. the crown was another.

*drops a candle at work and becomes intensely aware of how my mental state is*

#hahaha its not good.#my post #work it light #*bunkers in the bathroom for a few minutes to recalibrate* i am uh. doing ok. clearly. /s